Never Used LORD PUFFER Cigar Ashtray For Sale

[lordpuffer]

You guys think that you are so funny and witty. Ya know what, I won't post any more items to sell anymore. You guys can ash your cigar in your cigarette ashtrays like all other guys with no class. If I come across a bundle of cigars for 25 cents each, I will post them and have you guys crawling all over me to purchase them. That comes directly from the lord....lordpuffer that is. Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

[derivation]

Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

Well, not lying for one. Or being a douche.

[Shelby07]

You guys think that you are so funny and witty. Ya know what, I won't post any more items to sell anymore. You guys can ash your cigar in your cigarette ashtrays like all other guys with no class. If I come across a bundle of cigars for 25 cents each, I will post them and have you guys crawling all over me to purchase them. That comes directly from the lord....lordpuffer that is. Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

Awwww shit! I hate it when a plan backfires!

In the words of the immortal ash tray nazi...

NO ASH TRAY FOR YOU!

EDIT: By the way, LP, can your girlfriend use some undergarments?

[chefchris]

You guys think that you are so funny and witty. Ya know what, I won't post any more items to sell anymore. You guys can ash your cigar in your cigarette ashtrays like all other guys with no class. If I come across a bundle of cigars for 25 cents each, I will post them and have you guys crawling all over me to purchase them. That comes directly from the lord....lordpuffer that is. Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

wow, that was an awesome reply. pure gold. i don't even know what to say.

nice breakdown.

[Shelby07]

wow, that was an awesome reply. pure gold. i don't even know what to say.

nice breakdown.

I can't wait for the 25 cent cigar bundle. Maybe we can all agree not to go crawling all over each other and bid the price up too high. How about a bundle split or something.

[nhcigarfan]

I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

If this was actually true you wouldn't be wasting your time trying to sell that cheap ass ashtray.

Or wasting your time with this thread.

[ashauler]

You guys think that you are so funny and witty. Ya know what, I won't post any more items to sell anymore. You guys can ash your cigar in your cigarette ashtrays like all other guys with no class. If I come across a bundle of cigars for 25 cents each, I will post them and have you guys crawling all over me to purchase them. That comes directly from the lord....lordpuffer that is. Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

Wow, I'm gonna go pout.

LP, you probably deserve Kudos for being able to bang your girlfriend in the hot tub......I bet its a bitch chasing her inflateable ass around the tub.

[Shelby07]

Wow, I'm gonna go pout.

LP, you probably deserve Kudos for being able to bang your girlfriend in the hot tub......I bet its a bitch chasing her inflateable ass around the tub.

Make a tiny little pinhole in her ass and you can play "Who made the bubbles" in your tub!

[WOXOF]

You guys think that you are so funny and witty. Ya know what, I won't post any more items to sell anymore. You guys can ash your cigar in your cigarette ashtrays like all other guys with no class. If I come across a bundle of cigars for 25 cents each, I will post them and have you guys crawling all over me to purchase them. That comes directly from the lord....lordpuffer that is. Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

Cigar ashtray: free with box purchase

Lord puffer limited edition ashtray: $30

Lord puffer meltdown and hissy fit: Priceless

[bigwhiteash]

I ash my cigars in a half full Corona bottle, SO WHAT?

[ashauler]

I ash my cigars in a half full Corona bottle, SO WHAT?

Well, since LP is busy leak testing his girlfriend, we can't ask him if that's a step above or below a cigarette ashtray. I wouldn't know......I use a rock.

[cigarsarge]

You guys think that you are so funny and witty. Ya know what, I won't post any more items to sell anymore. You guys can ash your cigar in your cigarette ashtrays like all other guys with no class. If I come across a bundle of cigars for 25 cents each, I will post them and have you guys crawling all over me to purchase them. That comes directly from the lord....lordpuffer that is. Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my boyfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke his fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

Jokes on you buddy!!

[cigar no baka]

Jokes on you buddy!!

Oh god Sarge, I laughed till the tears flowed, that was PRICELESS!!!

[cigar no baka]

Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

Ok, after you finish going back to your one-room, $2000 a month apartment, banging your 350 pound illegal immigrant girlfried you got from a buy-a-foreign-girlfriend mag, then playing with your wee-wee in your bathtub with lots of pink bubbles, enjoy your swisher sweet. but don't smoke it in the bathtub, it will get wet and you will have wasted $0.60.

What are we doing today? Taking the trash to the curb, boy, taking it to the curb.

[chefchris]

What are we doing today? Taking the trash to the curb, boy, taking it to the curb.

This makes me smile.

[cigar no baka]

This makes me smile.

Well what else do you expect from a member of the CCC? Taking care of business as always.