I'm pretty sure you'd have to remain drunk to continue to enjoy the fish.

Honestly, they don't DO anything. A dog can love you back, express emotion, etc... Fish got nothing, hell, even the "vicious" ones are nothing compared to turning on the Nature channel and watching a lion take down a gazelle. Either way, they give nothing back, are a pain to take care of, and can be quite expensive in doing so.

No thanks.


But, your cigars on the other hand, well chosen, those are a delicious group of smokes.