New Job
I haven't been on a lot lately, just started training at a new job.
So, a contest is in order. First person to guess my new occupation wins a little sumpin' sumpin' from heftysmokes' humidor.
I'll be updating with hints over the next few days if no correct guesses are made.
Rules:
You may guess once and only once per hint. So, if you guess, for instance, Walmart Greeter, you may not guess again until I have posted a new hint.
Thanks for playing, good luck!
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
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-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
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"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
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"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
Oh ya, first hint
I will wear a uniform.
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
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security guard
Senior Member
You finally got that job at McDonalds?
Drives a Neon!
Originally Posted by Shelby07
You finally got that job at McDonalds?
Flight attendant.
{*insert snide remark here*}
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Tornado of Teeth
Meat packer
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
God of War
Referee.
Congrats on the new job.
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1 of many asshole snobs
Diesel mechanic
Equality is not seeing different things equally. It's seeing different things differently.
- Tom Robbins
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Peddling Evil Since 1971
Grats, Aaron.
Professional basketball player?
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
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NASCAR driver?
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Janitor or is it Sanitational Engineer?
The Don
Postman
Anecdotal
Wow, congrats to the Godfather! I took the Oath on Oct. 29 and officially started milking the clock.
I was hoping this contest would go on for days and I could drag it out with lots of obscure hints, but alas it was not meant to be.
Now, Godfather, PM me your addy or I'll go postal on your ass!
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
Football and Cigar Junkie
Congrats Aaron
Well to keep the spirit of the contest going I also got a new job this week, so who ever guesses the name of the company I am working at will win something from myself
Some hints will also be given
Here is the first: most people who come to NYC have seen something that is very relevent to the company
Peddling Evil Since 1971
Dunder Miflin?Congrats Aaron
Well to keep the spirit of the contest going I also got a new job this week, so who ever guesses the name of the company I am working at will win something from myself
Some hints will also be given
Here is the first: most people who come to NYC have seen something that is very relevent to the company
Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice
--Drive-By Truckers
Tornado of Teeth
I'm just hearing about this now, I'm hurt Dan.
Congrats to Hefty for being one of the blue, did you get your standard issue ak-47 with the oath
And Dan, you now work for Liberty Mutual
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
Anecdotal
Thanks for the congrats; the AK is on backorder, though.
As for Dan's contest....bouncer at Score's?
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
"You will not change this forum. Simple as that. Accept it or move on, or you will be escorted from the premises."
-Shagaroo
"Maybe you should just stop trying to be witty?"
-Ashauler
"Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
-Dwight Schrute
"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
"If you want to start a fuckin' hobby, start it."
-Shelby07
Football and Cigar Junkie
This is actually a very liberating job
Supposedly our products will help you be better if you do manage to score
Something in lower Manhattan always makes me think of my company
The Don
...congratulations Aaron!!!
If I had to wear a uniform, that's probably the job I'd pick myself. I heard the pay is good and it's pretty stable. Smart minds think alike...
Hold on to those smokes, and just smoke a good one for me to celebrate your victory....
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