Christmas Writing Contest- Vote for a Winner!

**slcraiders** · 12-26-2007, 12:50 PM

Thanks to everyone for submitting. The winner will be determined by your peers here at cigarsmokers.com. Please take the time to vote for your favorite here. This poll is private and will run through midnight (ET) on December 31st. Entries can be seen in the thread below this one:

**slcraiders** · 12-26-2007, 12:57 PM

Spiffykyle #1

There once was a guy named JFellows
In Spain, he was usually mellow
But a copied Haiku
A newbie did do
And the dude had reason to bellow

JFellows #1

CigarSmokers is a treasure chest - you have to unlock it
Otherwise you'll be smoking nothing but dog rockets.
But for your own sake, don't come here acting like a noob
Or you'll get shipped off like Elián in an innertube.
Failing to use simple things like the search function
Will get you cut up like ham at a luncheon.
Talking shit about other members, or just even hintin'
Will get you ridiculed like Hillary Clinton.
Your bad rep will grow
Like Pinocchio's nose
And we'll show you where to stick those glass-top Esplendidos.

Spiffykyle #2

Well its Christmas at C S dot com
We have lost our normal aplomb
The mailman did cry
And shrapnel did fly
Secret Santa has sent me a bomb

Maduro Man #1

Christmas time once again, another year over and a new one to begin. The Family at CS .com has welcomed me in and many a stick I have tasted because of them. NHCIGARFAN, CHEFCHRIS, BASIL, JFELLOWS and ASHAULER too have kept my Noob Ass in line as we all know that’s true. Trades here and there with new BOTL have made me learn and appreciate the strength of loyalty. Knowledge, new insight and tips I have learned from SPIFFYKYLE, MITHRIL, GUADO and HEFTYSMOKES to name just a few.Being Secret Santa to SLCRAIDERS was GREAT and we should thank DREW_GORING for making it safe. WOXOF will be a Dad to a Boy or a Girl as we all wonder what sticks he will pass out to the world.I just want to take this short time to say…Marry Christmas to you all and thanks for letting me stay.

ashauler #1

To the tune of Frosty the Snowman....
Cigarsmokers dot com is the place that I call home
for cigar info, good convo and some
asshats gettin’ owned.

Cigarsmokers dot com ain’t a pansy place to play
if you cross the line it’ll take no time
for a correction to come your way.

There must have been some magic in the members
still around. Cause when Hershey squirted he ended
up all butt-hurted, and new threads were thrown around.

O’ cigarsmokers dot com is as alive
as it can be. Our members stay and the
asshats go away so its safe for you
and me.

Chuggety, chug, chug
Sethety, seth, seth
Look at the asshats go.

Coors-ety, coors, coors
maphic-ety, maphic, maphic
Look at the asshats go.

Cigarsmokers dot com has seen
trouble come its way.
But we stood our ground
and fun still abounds
and very few have gone away.
Down thru the threads,
With a stogie in my hand,
reading here and there
all the thoughts we share,
of hondurans and Dominicans.
We talk of construction, flavor and burn
in a language each must learn.

Oh, cigarsmokers dot com
Is on the net to stay,
To new members we type,
“Don't be shy”
Lots of welcomes will come your way"
Clickity...click.....click
clackety....clack....clack,
See the thread count grow..
Clickity...click...click
clackety....clack....clack,
Watch our membership grow.

**slcraiders** · 12-28-2007, 11:42 AM

Bump for more votes...

**CgarDan** · 12-28-2007, 01:01 PM

Just adding something to the mix no need to vote on it

Cigars are magical indeed
Just puff to get knocked of your feet

Cigars are perfect gifts for sure
If you feel sad they are the cure

Cigars like some will say are narley
If you're in doubt just ask Bob Marley

Cigars are there in just a Jiffy
For those of you who'll ask for Spiffy

Cigars are like a Frat with initiation
And CigarSmokers is your destination

**WOXOF** · 12-28-2007, 11:46 PM

You're all winners in my book.

Great contest James!

**Maduro Man** · 12-29-2007, 11:16 PM

ME too...But Ash should take it. His was the best one.

**slcraiders** · 12-31-2007, 01:18 PM

One day left to vote!

**slcraiders** · 01-01-2008, 01:37 PM

Congrats to Jamie! Also, thanks to everyone for participating again. The CAO 'Artistery of Champions' set goes out tomorrow along with the "Review These" sticks.

DC# 0103 8555 7492 9461 92444

JFellows- you took a very honorable 2nd place. It may take them awhile to get to Spain, but I have a little prize pack for you. Please send me your address.