MWahahahaha Ashauler...

[Secret Santa]

You have been VERY naughty this year! It's a good thing the kinky Mrs. Clause likes that or you would be off of the list.

The little troll elves have already starting gathering ideas and tobacco leaves together. This year they are acting a little strange. I hope everything comes out alright...and if it doesn't. We can just blame that on you being a naughty boy.

Regards,

Santa

[ashauler]

Naughty........me? Good thing for me that Mrs. Claus has some influence over you and the troll elves, I hope.

[guado]

Sounds like the misses might send you a big rubber dong!

[Secret Santa]

HO HO HO(screw the aussies)!!!

So seeing that you MAY be getting something from myself or the misses have you made your wishlist this year?

Any hobbies?

Favorite drinks?

Santa needs some help you mischevous boy you!

[ashauler]

I would love some reading material to learn more about the history of cigars, manufacturers, etc....

I play in a couple of regular poker games....go to the casino's and gamble it up some with the Mrs.

I watch the crap out of Nascar though you can't tell it from my finish in the nascar pool .

I belong to a beer memorabilia collectors organization, but am not really active in it any more.....and have mostly divested myself of my collection. Took up too much room and looking at it wasn't worth the dusting.

I'm an easy guy to please Santa, I will be thrilled with anything you may bring if you find me worthy.

P.S. I do have an aversion to rubber dongs though......regardless of size.

[Secret Santa]

Well well well, Santa's Sleigh broke down so I am relying on USPS to make the delivery for me.

Can you believe they don't give me a DISCOUNT on shipping??? They don't know who they are messing with. Those poatal workers are gonna get a big lump of coal from me this year....once I get my sleigh fixed. The damn repair man said I needed an overhaul on 3 reindeer!!! Do you have any idea what Reindeer overhauls cost? I would just take them outback and well....you know, have the need to get new ones but the misses says NO.

Either way I hope ya like the gifts. You were a hard one to choose for so I just took a random stab in the dark!

-Santa-

[ashauler]

I'm sure I'll love it Santa!! Thanks!!!

[Secret Santa]

Any word from USPS? Those people have better not lost your package...I got a GREAT deal on coal this year and looking to be generous!

[ashauler]

Any word from USPS? Those people have better not lost your package...I got a GREAT deal on coal this year and looking to be generous!

I haven't been to the office since last Friday, and it had not arrived then. It may have come on Monday........I'll know tomorrow.

[ashauler]

No package at the office this morning........perhaps in todays delivery.

[ashauler]

Santa....you 'da MAN!!! Fantastic selection of smokes, many of which I have never had the pleasure of smoking, plus a very cool additional gift.

[Secret Santa]

If I am not mistaken that gift is from '99 or '00. It was with me for quite a while since I lost it under the backseat of the sleigh a while back. ;)

Even if you weren't a fan...that was history.