Quote Originally Posted by DeeDubya View Post
It's the salt, lime and sugar that eat away at your stomach and cause ulcers. The Tequila, well it just makes you happy.
Maybe in the case of the margaritas; but I would only shoot straight - no chaser, no lime, no salt, no nothing. Maybe a drink of water.

I've had a few, um, officers of the law recommend that I no longer partake of this agave-based spirit.

But I digress. Perhaps if I would stop drinking the tequila that you could also use as gasoline, I wouldn't have had such a bad experience. I've grown a bit since - maybe I should give it another try.