So I'm doing a bunch of work one day and I get an IM from a BOTL wondering how things are going and where the hell I am... and a couple weeks later I get an email on WTF I've been up to... a couple months after that I'm being asked if I still smoke cigars... so fine you lousy bastards, I'm back...

...with a contest... (of course)

One of the nice little things keeping me busy is reading a bunch of pregnancy books and watching pregnancy movies (hey, who doesn't like Knocked Up). We have a due date that I'm pretty excited about.

First person to get the due date correct wins a 10 stick assortment of my choosing. Wife is over three months, under nine. For every week this goes out that no one gets, I add a hint/rule adjustment/whatever and a stick to the pile.

Rules: you must have over 100 posts to play and must be in good standing. Being that I've been out of town for... a while, I trust everyone to dictate who's not in good standing. One pick per person.

The sequel, of course, is to guess the actual date of delivery.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack.........