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  1. 03-06-2008, 04:41 PM #21
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    make the fugly ones look........
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    like Chuck Norris after a long night of....
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    kicking ass. He then...
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    ...puts on lingerie and makeup then he....
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    starts to sing "Im too sexy" while taking....
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    sings, yes sings while squeezing his...
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    giant fucking pimple
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    The pimple pops...leaving a Steven Segal shaped...
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    wall mural on
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    none other than a northward facing wall. This wall is no ordinary wall because......
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    the bricks are made of cat feces
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    and the CaCa Norrisa tribe had no other way to express themselves other than to build...
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    SIRE... SIRE... The shouting woke him from the strangest dream...
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    that involved a giant pile of...
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    rotten sushi. With chopsticks in hand.....
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    I began to pick the dingle berries from.....
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    the sacred tree of life, after gathering 3.141592653589793 bushels, I decided to bake a....
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    ...dingleberry tarts, which I then fed to my...
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    Niece, who thought they were delicious, but an hour later she started...
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    to look like the women that work at the brothel with my sister. Those women are sooooooo.....
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