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  1. 03-07-2008, 06:52 PM #41
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    do it for free, leading to the rampant exchange of...
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    English tea,sour cream and crumpets.. Served on a....
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    Laminated carp-skin and depleted uranium, which can only be purchased by the...
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    by the bouncer at the brothel where my sister works. He charges a rather large.....
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    sum of crashed walnuts soaked in 100 year old single malt scotch, which is then ran through.....
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    the same wash cycle together with a weeks worth of brothel panties before it is...
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    sold to Bill gates, who then donates it to the Bill and Melinda foundation, for....
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    …helping blind children tell the difference between fresh and rotten hooch. This is how Bill got his start with telling the difference between…
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    takin a shit while have a gar and drink when your too lazy to get up off yer ass and walk to....
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    The bathroom where you can sit anyway and read old copies of ..........................

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    "ball washers" they are so renowned for......
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    Ball washers? I must be having that gay dream again, for when I woke up my hand was on my......

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    wait a minute, did I just say that out loud? What I meant was, one of my sisters' co-workers had her hand on my............
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    Texas Jewboy, and a Xikar in the other hand. Horrified at the sight of this, I proceeded to...
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    quote a few lines from "The Godfather" and begged for...
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    ...the koolaid that some people must be drinking since they've fallen in love with Barack Hussein Obama who may.....
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