What to do while smoking?

[cigar no baka]

It's good to know that you don't eat Cheetos, scratch your nutz and watch TV.

Why, is that a crime? I substitute pork rinds instead of cheetos. Nut scratching is a left-hand operation, and pork rinds and cigar are manipulated by the right hand. And if I meet anyone later, I use my left hand to shake hands of course.

Oh, and Ken....you're a funny fugger, best response I've seen in a while.

[cigar no baka]

I can't believe no one is surfing porn. Isn't that what this internet is for?

How the hell can you surf porn without using both hands? I don't see a hand available to hold the cigar.

[b_kim777]

Play golf

Absolutely... good thing i don't smoke the way i play golf or i would hit my forehead, my eye, my ear, and my cheek, before I ever actually got the gar into my mouth....

Could get dangerous!!!

[mrtr33]

I've tried to swing a golf club with a cigar in my mouth, and it just doesn't work. Certainly that's not the way it's done, is it? I am not capable of multi-tasking like that. I would have to put the cigar down, swing, pick it up, then go.

Unfortunately, I only have the attention span to go to the driving range. It's a feat to take sips of beer in between a few swings, much less keep a cigar going.

I simply don't have golf+cigar skills...............

[jlipski19]

ahhhh my friends, a better question would be what cant you do while smoking a cigar?!

i think that every "mantivity" should be accompanied by a delicious cigar, personally i love to golf with a cigar, as long as your not in deep shit you can place the cigar on the ground and the well trimmed grass with hold it up like a stand!

During this part of the fishing season up here in CT the deer flys get horrendous, so we smoke a fat one while fishing to keep them away.

but most of the time, its cards, and a good conversation with family and/or friends on the back porch or in the garage

unfortunately you cant smoke inside anywhere here, but alot of outdoor patios at bars are fair game, which is a great place to enjoy them as well

[Fat Freddy]

What I did yesterday while smoking (actually at the end of my smoke) was puke.

Combination of a terrific cigar (Perdomo Reserve F maduro), no food on my stomach, being a neophyte smoker, and about an hour into a vicodin I'd taken for my leg pain.

Will that stop me from smoking cigars? Absolutely not!

[Shelby07]

I usually use the time to practice my man skill of tuning out the old lady.


J/K - I hang on to every word she says!