And some Mathematics!

> MALE MATH
>
> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
>
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
>
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
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>
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
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>
> SHOPPING MATH
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
> need.
>
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>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a
> husband.
>
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a
> wife.
>
> A successful man is one who makes more money than
> his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who
> can find such a man.
>
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>
> HAPPINESS
>
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
> lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman,
> you must love her a lot and not try to understand
> her at all.
>
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>
> LONGEVITY
>
> Married men live longer than single men, but married
> men are a lot more willing to die.
>
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>
> MEMORY
>
> Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's
> no use in two people remembering the same thing.
>
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>
> APPEARANCE
>
> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
>
> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
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>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
> he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she
> won't change, and she does.
>
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>
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything
> a man says after that is the beginning of a new
> argument.
>
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>
> COMPREHENSION
>
> There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a
> woman
>
> - before marriage and after marriage.
>
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>
> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
>
> MARRIED:
>
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking
> me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're
> next." They stopped after I started doing the same
> thing to them at funerals

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