Say it ain't so [prophetic_]joe...
Santa has been to busy to do any real recon on you this year -- what with Mrs. Claus' vaginal rejuvenation surgery :smiley20: and breast augmentation :smiley31: -- both of which were tremnedous successes...
Anyways, rest assured Santa has some goodies in his bag for you -- but not the ass-less chaps you requested for when you ride your scooter :smiley21: -- Santa is of the firm opinion that you need to butch it up this year and smoke a few Cubans :smiley41: -- wait, that doesn't sound right either...
