Say it ain't so [prophetic_]joe...

[Secret Santa]

Santa has been to busy to do any real recon on you this year -- what with Mrs. Claus' vaginal rejuvenation surgery and breast augmentation -- both of which were tremnedous successes...

Anyways, rest assured Santa has some goodies in his bag for you -- but not the ass-less chaps you requested for when you ride your scooter -- Santa is of the firm opinion that you need to butch it up this year and smoke a few Cubans -- wait, that doesn't sound right either...

[prophetic_joe]

Santa, Santa, Santa, you're too good to me. Nice little Christmas present arrived today and I must have been a very good boy this year. Cookies and a fine sampler of smokes. mmhmm I don't know which gift is making my mouth water more. Thank you Mr Claus