Damn i just blew Iced tea out my nose reading this. :smiley11:
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You're missing the point, homechicken....
First you said they sucked, then you made it sound like they were your "guilty pleasure" but in actuality, once you changed your post to show you meant one or two BOXES a month, it's obvious that you smoke them far too often for them to just be a "every now and then" kind of thing...see what I mean? :smiley41:
Oh, nevermind.. So! Beer in gas stations, huh? :smiley36:
Yeah, I see what you're saying. My bad, I worded it wrong. I smoke a lot so one or two packs(5-10 cigars, unlike a lot of "boxes") a month is not very regular for me. I don't mind smoking them, they hit excellent but taste like gas and shit. I apologize I should have proof read my posts.
As for beer in gas stations, Nasty Light should be banned; tastes like shit and takes a 24 pack to get one person drunk. Not even worth the saving of a few bucks.
haha yeah I know, but even that 5-10 swishers a month would be considered pretty damn regular...'specially around here where guys smoke maybe 1 or 2 a decade? :smiley36:
Ofcourse, I may be completely off base here, but that's what I've gathered during my short time on the board... :smiley1:
And I concur, Natty Light is no bueno :smiley21:
A. I'm not your fuckin' "mate".
B. I smoke plenty, just not shit sticks like swishers.
C. I think there is more than ground up paper, pubic hairs, and floor sweepings in the "shitshers" you're "hittin'".
D. Fuck off.
No shit, ya think?Quote:
Originally Posted by b.read
1. Swishers and the like are not cigars. They are brown oversized cigarettes (at best) that are dipped in chemicals to make them smell like something they're not. They don't deserve to be discussed here.
2. I smoked exactly one cigar in the month of December and have yet to have one in 2011. If you think that makes me unqualiied to participate on this board you can fuck yourself.
3. We have great beer in the gas stations here in Montana. Supermarkets have the best selection, though. Very little beer is sold in liquor stores. In fact, there are probably ~15 liquor stores in my town, and only one sells beer.
4. Conoco gas.
Dammit, where are my manners:
E. Shell gas, I dig the nitro hit.
I've often wondered why there are people who use the word 'mate' when they get confrontational. It seems to be their method of demeaning the person that they are talking to. Why not just say "I'm better than you"? It's more to the point.
Then there are those people who use "ciao"... they should just say "bye, oh and I'm better than you."
Ciao, mate.
-Buzz
Yeah...not sure- where are you from, Oilik?
Now! Back to my previously scheduled post: :smiley36:
No, not at all. The point I was attempting to make was that folks here have better taste in cigars than to smoke Swishers...Not quite sure how my (or if) my post came across as a knock on the forum, but I apologize if it did. That wasn't my intention. :smiley20:
Most definitely.
Ashauler, I'm assuming that this is a "No shit sherlock, what? Did you expect us to like shitty cigars?"
and not "No shit, you're way off base..."
But then again, you know what they say about making assumptions... :smiley2:
I agree, but being new here I wasn't sure how the forum viewed de-railed threads, and since I was the one who knocked it off course, I attempted to get it back on track. Now that I know it's OK to avoid a "wreck", then I'd have to vote that we keep it "de-railed" :smiley36:
I knew I was going to raise eyebrows with that comment and should have specified, there are a lot of cornball liquor stores around town that have no business stocking cigars, but there is a guy who owns two liquor stores who keeps a decent selection and has a nice humidor to store them, unlike the other shops who just keep them on a shelf! :smiley11:
"Mate may refer to one of the following meanings based on the generic dictionary definitions of the word:
One of a pair of animals involved in mating"
I think he wants to screw you or have you screw him.:smiley36:
Damn, b.read, I'm sorry. I strive for clarity in my posts, and absolutely hate the fact that my meaning was not clear. Perhaps I quoted too little of the post to which I was responding. Let me see if I can clear it up.
Most members here smoke more than 1 or 2 cigars a decade.
Ahhhh, now I understand all the posts directed at me...when I said "one or two a decade" I meant Swishers! I know there's way more smoking of real cigars going on here than once or twice every 10 years...:smiley4:
That post I made was meant as a compliment to the board...sorry for the misunderstanding.
Get ready to be bedazzled.....
http://www.nakedauthors.com/uploaded...ine-790163.jpg
Hey Oilik... is your name Ryan? Do you live in Ohio? Are you 17 years old? Who is buying those righteous cigars for you - or do you use a fake ID?
:smiley3:
-Buzz
Don't answer he be da fuzz
:smiley3:..
Feds?
He only switched up becase he wanted a job that required less wearing pants
Do you have a segway? with lights on it?
He just needs a cherry on his helmet and he'd be set.
I suppose, in its loosest form of definition, a mall cop could be construed as being "corporate". As crazy as it is around here sometimes (you'd think I work at a mall), it is not a mall I work at...
...and - as much as I've rallyed for segway's my boss has drawn the line on the expense. So - much to my chagrin - I'm forced to walk around on my own two feet. :smiley19:
Nice Google search. It's a powerful search engine, amirite? You've got my name and state right, but on the web I'm multiple ages ;). I also specialize in white hat for corporate companies, so lets not dig any deeper or you might get in a pit when the white hat is taken off for a black one. ;)
I respect you for taking the time to dig up the information, but you really might want to verify it right next time(like I do).
Interesting... so you are saying that when you said you were 14 years old back in 2008 - that was a lie? Out of curiosity, what would compel you to do that?
I find myself asking myself - self, what makes more sense...
Whatever you do, please don't put the black hat on... ashauler's poodle HATES black hats and he bites ankles like nobody's business.Quote:
[May 13, 2008] Sup, I'm Ryan from Ohio. Made my first beige box yesterday after starting to get into the scene yesterday. My mom told me I couldn't tear the phone apart, so I took the dial up modem out of my old HP and put 2 prongs in the middle where the green and red wires are, and soldered them to 2 wires on the outside. So I can plug phones and such in there without destroying phones. :)
Edit:
Forgot to mention, I'm 14, so if I have a few noob moments, it's not my fault.. entirely my fault that is.. :p
Why'd you stop calling me mate?
Age linky: http://www.phonelosers.com/index.php...32850#msg32850
By the way, very impressive L33t L3v3i... you may soon get to that olive green hat!
-Buzz
Still new to the site.. Do we get internet punks here a lot? Or are they people trying to be cool then get put to shame by all the more intelligent people here?
But at any point, makes for good reading while I enjoy my stogie.
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