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09-12-2011, 11:48 AM
mail man

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashauler

Tar and Get.

Purfect names for a set of cats :smiley20:

How about Ass and Hole??
09-12-2011, 01:05 PM
ashauler

Quote:

Originally Posted by mail man

Purfect names for a set of cats :smiley20:

How about Ass and Hole??

Well, since mangy's wife is reading this thread I think it kinda sucks, but maybe you know her better than I do.

I do find it kinda interesting, in a Freudian sorta way, that I said Tar - Get and you immediately think A**-Hole. :smiley2: Is that cigar, just a cigar? :smiley3:
09-12-2011, 01:14 PM
VancouverMark

Itchy & Scratchy
09-12-2011, 01:39 PM
heftysmokes

Jack(ie) and Diane

Good luck with your new additions.
09-12-2011, 02:50 PM
Mangyrat

The wife is not offended at all and thinks some of the names are funny.
She is married to me so she has a sense of humor and is not easily offended.

So far she likes 2 of the names Mizicke5273 provided.
I'm not going to list them just giving you a hint on what she liked.
09-12-2011, 06:23 PM
bjd1020

How about Smokey and Shadow, goes with their color. Thanks for putting the contest on.
09-12-2011, 06:56 PM
badwhale

My wife says:

Itsy & Mitsy

Will
09-12-2011, 07:39 PM
b.read

Quote:

Originally Posted by VancouverMark

Itchy & Scratchy

Doh! Why didn't I think of that? That'd be my vote... :smiley36:
09-12-2011, 09:31 PM
cinda

honestly I thought it was over when I heard Smoke and Ashes......Liberty and bell
09-13-2011, 02:08 AM
logan37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mangyrat

The wife is not offended at all and thinks some of the names are funny.
She is married to me so she is blind and has low standards.

Fixed that for you.

Left & Right.
Motor & Boat.
Minnie & Daisy.
09-13-2011, 10:52 AM
heftysmokes

Beavis and Butthead
Laurel and Hardy
Smalls and YaYa (bonus if you know which movie these guys came from)
Tango and Cash (probably already submitted, but I'm too lazy to go back and look)
Frank and Earnest (ya, it's boys names, who cares, they're cats...they don't give a shit)
Ernest and Verne
09-13-2011, 10:59 AM
buzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Smalls and YaYa (bonus if you know which movie these guys came from)

The Sandlot :smiley20:
09-13-2011, 11:35 AM
Roger

Pixy & Trixy

Guess & What (especially fun when you consider people wanting to know the name of your cats.

Uffdah & Puffdah
09-13-2011, 11:57 AM
mail man

Quote:

Originally Posted by ashauler

Well, since mangy's wife is reading this thread I think it kinda sucks, but maybe you know her better than I do.

I do find it kinda interesting, in a Freudian sorta way, that I said Tar - Get and you immediately think A**-Hole. :smiley2: Is that cigar, just a cigar? :smiley3:

Is a cigar ever just a cigar?...whoa...way too deep.

it wasn't really immediate, my thoughts come pretty slow any more. lol
09-13-2011, 01:44 PM
heftysmokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzz

The Sandlot :smiley20:

Well played, Sir!
09-15-2011, 05:45 PM
Mangyrat

And the winner is Mizicke5273
With Liza & Jane.

Send me you information Mizicke5273.
09-15-2011, 06:18 PM
buzz

Congrats Michael! Thanks for the contest Gregg, cool idea.
09-16-2011, 12:47 PM
Mizicke5273

Thanks for the contest Mangy!

Hopefully they don't cause you any additional headaches. :smiley36:
09-16-2011, 01:24 PM
VancouverMark

Good choice! Thanks for the contest.

Mark
09-17-2011, 02:00 PM
Mangyrat

Priority Mail Small Flat Rate Box # 9405 5036 9930 0223 4702 21
09-19-2011, 04:12 PM
Mizicke5273

Got the package today, nice selection! Had you let your wife pick the sticks, based on which ones had nice bands, I think it would be safe to say at at least two of them had a good chance to be selected! :smiley20:

Thanks again for the contest and nice selection of sticks.

Just remember, every time you have to yell one of their names, don't be mad at this guy! :smiley36:
09-19-2011, 10:07 PM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mangyrat

And the winner is Mizicke5273
With Liza & Jane.

Send me you information Mizicke5273.

Suzi is so much better than "Jane"

Liza (Graves) and Suzi (Homewrecker/Carmichael) are famous punk rockers whose band is Civet (from Long Beach, California) and I know both of these chicks.

I shoulda won this contest.....
09-20-2011, 04:16 PM
heftysmokes

Well, last week I got every number wrong on the Powerball. I called the lottery officials and told them my five numbers were the right ones, but since it was THEIR CONTEST they told me tough shit.

I shoulda won that lottery...
09-20-2011, 04:29 PM
ashauler

Lmao
09-20-2011, 04:37 PM
Mangyrat

Persistence pays call them back till they say you won. :smiley36:
09-20-2011, 09:01 PM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Well, last week I got every number wrong on the Powerball. I called the lottery officials and told them my five numbers were the right ones, but since it was THEIR CONTEST they told me tough shit.

I shoulda won that lottery...

:smiley44::smiley44::smiley44:
09-21-2011, 05:35 AM
cinda

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

Suzi is so much better than "Jane"

Liza (Graves) and Suzi (Homewrecker/Carmichael) are famous punk rockers whose band is Civet (from Long Beach, California) and I know both of these chicks.

I shoulda won this contest.....

As I said before kitty knows everyone, and remembers their names! The only thing he doesn't know is good names for cats...how ironic:smiley14:
10-12-2011, 12:35 AM
Mangyrat

Jane and Liza are demons
The Little fuckers love T paper they cost me 2 rolls a night. :smiley36:
Jane will eat any thing i have on my dinner plate and liza thinks I'm a chew toy. :smiley6:

I dont like kittens.:smiley11:
10-12-2011, 05:35 AM
cinda

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mangyrat

:smiley6:

I don't like kittens.:smiley11:

Ya thats what all men say....I 'll keep your secret! cat lover!
10-12-2011, 05:53 AM
Paddy

I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
Well, the name just stuck.
10-12-2011, 06:07 AM
cinda

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paddy

I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
Well, the name just stuck.

I am surprised you did call her worms!
10-12-2011, 09:29 AM
Mangyrat

Quote:

Originally Posted by cinda

Ya thats what all men say....I 'll keep your secret! cat lover!

When they turn 2 years old they change in to cats thats when i like them.
10-12-2011, 11:56 AM
CptnBlues63

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paddy

I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
Well, the name just stuck.

So did the poop.........that's why she was draggin her butt across the carpet.............LOL

My wife used to have hair down to her butt. Each strand was around 3 feet (1 m) long (or longer) and every now and then a dog would swallow a hair. I can't tell you how many times I had a dog come in from outside with a piece of turd bouncing along a foot or two behind them.

It hasn't happened since she cut it back to only shoulder length about two years ago, but I just had a great laugh thinking about this as it hadn't crossed my mind in a while.
10-12-2011, 02:48 PM
Paddy

I think I jinxed myself today. :smiley21:
The Poop just heaved up a huge hair/vomit ball all over my beautiful leather couch.
10-12-2011, 03:39 PM
ggiese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mangyrat

Jane and Liza are demons
The Little fuckers love T paper they cost me 2 rolls a night. :smiley36:
Jane will eat any thing i have on my dinner plate and liza thinks I'm a chew toy. :smiley6:

I dont like kittens.:smiley11:

...and so is "Lizzy" (Elizabeth) - a stray kitten (now about 2 years old) my daughter brought home that has now adopted my wife as her "favorite" (she hates everyone else in the house).

Aside from her desire to rip apart every single roll of toilet paper and paper towels she can dig her claws into (oh yeah - and our most expensive pieces of furniture), the little "sheet" comes into our room at 4 am (every stinking night) and meows while prancing on top of my wife, apparently looking for "attention". While often painful for me, it is fun to watch momma struggle with being nice to her... LOL
10-12-2011, 04:06 PM
cinda

Quote:

Originally Posted by CptnBlues63

My wife used to have hair down to her butt. Each strand was around 3 feet (1 m) long (or longer) and every now and then a dog would swallow a hair. I can't tell you how many times I had a dog come in from outside with a piece of turd bouncing along a foot or two behind them..

way too much information I can not get that visual out of my head now....:smiley11:
10-21-2011, 11:31 AM
Island Cigar Man

I'd go with "Avo" and "Zino", or maybe "Cohiba" (Coco) and "Trinidad" (Trini)...:smiley1:
10-21-2011, 11:32 AM
buzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Island Cigar Man

I'd go with "Avo" and "Zino", or maybe "Cohiba" (Coco) and "Trinidad" (Trini)...:smiley1:

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you aren't going to win this contest.
10-21-2011, 01:39 PM
cigarsarge

I named the last cat that wandered into my yard and stayed Deceased. Found him dead in the flower bed. :smiley19:
10-21-2011, 03:18 PM
cinda

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzz

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you aren't going to win this contest.

Thats purrrrrrt Buzz...and as your out on that limb I send the fire dept to get you out cuz that just the kind of gal I am.

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