Ya thats what all men say....I 'll keep your secret! cat lover!Originally Posted by Mangyrat
I don't like kittens.
Mascot
Ya thats what all men say....I 'll keep your secret! cat lover!
I don't like kittens.
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
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choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
cigaraholic
I have a cat named "The Poop"She was 8 weeks old when I took her home, I got home from work the next day and saw a brown line on my nice eggshell colored carpet. My wife asked "what the hell is that"? My answer..Fucking Poop!
The little bastard was dragging her ass across the carpet.
Well, the name just stuck.
It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
~ Gerry Adams
Mascot
I am surprised you did call her worms!
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
Senior Member
So did the poop.........that's why she was draggin her butt across the carpet.............LOL
My wife used to have hair down to her butt. Each strand was around 3 feet (1 m) long (or longer) and every now and then a dog would swallow a hair. I can't tell you how many times I had a dog come in from outside with a piece of turd bouncing along a foot or two behind them.
It hasn't happened since she cut it back to only shoulder length about two years ago, but I just had a great laugh thinking about this as it hadn't crossed my mind in a while.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
***William Ernest Henley***
cigaraholic
I think I jinxed myself today.
The Poop just heaved up a huge hair/vomit ball all over my beautiful leather couch.
It will always be a battle a day between those who want maximum change and those who want to maintain the status quo.
~ Gerry Adams
Mascot
way too much information I can not get that visual out of my head now....
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
Low life
When they turn 2 years old they change in to cats thats when i like them.
designated whipping boy for the grammar police
Just run everything threw a spell checker.
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