.....started to watch an orangutan jump rope. I originally was thinking we'd have oranges and bacon strips for dinner, but thought.....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
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.....started to watch an orangutan jump rope. I originally was thinking we'd have oranges and bacon strips for dinner, but thought.....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
man, what a nice ass-hair toupee could be made from that Orangutan. I tried to get him to stand still so I could.........Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
....finish this MRI and shave his ass. The rain in Spain stays mainly....Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
on the plane, I thought to myself while trying to kick my cockney accent. The apocoliptic triple suns were scorching down Aunt Ethel, sunburned all to hell, strolled up naked and....Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
distracted the orangutan just long enough for the ass-hair toupee engineer to complete the required shaving. When he handed the hair to the toupee architect......Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
....his blog was finally popular. I purposefully started misspelling the names of ass-hats because.....Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
Ass hair toupee aficionados generally look down on ass-hats. Then suddenly the idea hit me.......Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
that instead of standing out here with naked Aunt Ethel and the blazing apocalyptic suns, I should head on over to the posh and Apocalypse-proof playboy mansion. Upon my arrival I was greeted by...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tdre977
A midget holding a zucchini. He doffed his fedora at me and said......Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
"Don't I recognize you from Aunt Ethel's?" I couldn't help but....Quote:
Originally Posted by Tdre977
Shit my pants (again) while laughing. Tatoo then proceeded to lead me through the glorious gold laden front doors of the mansion to meet....Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
....Gavin MacLeod, who was completely covered in only shaving cream. He wanted to tell me of something so exciting and new, but all I wanted.....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
was to see Tattoo in the orangutan's ass-hair toupee. Sadly, at that exact moment, Gavin's shaving cream suit began to....Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
....melt away, so I had the Cat King maul him. All of a sudden, 2 men, a midget, female Siamese twins, a clown, an large woman in a ballerina outfit and a kangaroo nervously came out of a bedroom, but behind them was...Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
froth in the crotch region, so I sidestepped him and ran futher INTO (come on people, work with me here) the mansion. Deep inside the playboy mansion, I came to a room with 3 beautiful fountains where were flowing with...Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
badwhale, typing really slow, an entry on the Never ending thread. Once the continuity of the story was resolved...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtr33
the Siamese twins, who were really from Cleveland, went batshit on the midget. The clown immediately turned to the majestic ballerina and said.....Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
"you smell that? Something smells like someone shit their pants repeatedly..." The clown then took off his red nose and...Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler
tossed it to the kangaroo. "Put that in your pouch and......Quote:
Originally Posted by badwhale
get these newbs going on the Never ending thread." The mere thought of postwhoring excited buzz who just happened to walk in with a murse of his favorite smokes, macanudos, and...Quote:
Originally Posted by ashauler