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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....his blog was finally popular. I purposefully started misspelling the names of ass-hats because.....
    Ass hair toupee aficionados generally look down on ass-hats. Then suddenly the idea hit me.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tdre977 View Post
    Ass hair toupee aficionados generally look down on ass-hats. Then suddenly the idea hit me.......
    that instead of standing out here with naked Aunt Ethel and the blazing apocalyptic suns, I should head on over to the posh and Apocalypse-proof playboy mansion. Upon my arrival I was greeted by...
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    that instead of standing out here with naked Aunt Ethel and the blazing apocalyptic suns, I should head on over to the posh and Apocalypse-proof playboy mansion. Upon my arrival I was greeted by...
    A midget holding a zucchini. He doffed his fedora at me and said......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tdre977 View Post
    A midget holding a zucchini. He doffed his fedora at me and said......
    "Don't I recognize you from Aunt Ethel's?" I couldn't help but....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    "Don't I recognize you from Aunt Ethel's?" I couldn't help but....
    Shit my pants (again) while laughing. Tatoo then proceeded to lead me through the glorious gold laden front doors of the mansion to meet....
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Shit my pants (again) while laughing. Tatoo then proceeded to lead me through the glorious gold laden front doors of the mansion to meet....
    ....Gavin MacLeod, who was completely covered in only shaving cream. He wanted to tell me of something so exciting and new, but all I wanted.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....Gavin MacLeod, who was completely covered in only shaving cream. He wanted to tell me of something so exciting and new, but all I wanted.....
    was to see Tattoo in the orangutan's ass-hair toupee. Sadly, at that exact moment, Gavin's shaving cream suit began to....

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