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03-01-2007, 11:41 PM
coors_ca

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Originally Posted by heftysmokes

More fantastic insight from Coors...you can shut the fuck up anytime now.

wanna fight or something? i'll take that 50 guage and shove it up u'r nose u fat fuck.
03-01-2007, 11:43 PM
chefchris

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

wanna fight or something? i'll take that 50 guage and shove it up u'r nose u fat fuck.

i just ate some pizza poppers, but I'll go ahead and warm up some popcorn for you guys.
03-01-2007, 11:46 PM
prophetic_joe

Quote:

Originally Posted by coors_ca

wanna fight or something? i'll take that 50 guage and shove it up u'r nose u fat fuck.

I'm just gonna take a wild guess and say you just screwed the pooch with that comment.
03-01-2007, 11:52 PM
Lopaka

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

wanna fight or something? i'll take that 50 guage and shove it up u'r nose u fat fuck.

I love when newbies post and bring nothing of interest or meaning to the conversation at hand. What's even better is when someone threatens a member on the board. Last time this happened...Ole Chuggmister said bye bye.
03-02-2007, 12:05 AM
coors_ca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lopaka

I love when newbies post and bring nothing of interest or meaning to the conversation at hand. What's even better is when someone threatens a member on the board. Last time this happened...Ole Chuggmister said bye bye.

don't u love it more when heftysmokes does that! last time that happened you all sucked his cock till he said stop.
03-02-2007, 12:10 AM
Lopaka

Are we going for two bans this round?
03-02-2007, 12:12 AM
coors_ca

let the powers that be decide my fate, i rest my case on this thread.
03-02-2007, 12:13 AM
boomshay

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Are we going for two bans this round?

the odds are good
03-02-2007, 12:13 AM
Lopaka

No, really, you rested your case on this board with your posts.
03-02-2007, 12:18 AM
Lopaka

Coors, for someone that is done with the thread...you really enjoy reading it.

BTW, have you EVER made an intellectual post on this board?? In 36 posts I don't think you know what one is.
03-02-2007, 12:23 AM
heftysmokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by coors_ca

wanna fight or something? i'll take that 50 guage and shove it up u'r nose u fat fuck.

Dude, you rule...I'm going to bow out of this one right now.

You really put me in my place; thanks for that.
03-02-2007, 12:24 AM
coors_ca

i wasn't aware this board was for waxing intellectual...

shall we begin a discussion on the consideration of spaciality of ethnic minority groups in the south east texas area, specifically focusing on the correlations found between geographic localities and poor educational achievement?
03-02-2007, 12:24 AM
coors_ca

Quote:

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Dude, you rule...I'm going to bow out of this one right now.

You really put me in my place; thanks for that.

u'r an idiot.
03-02-2007, 12:26 AM
heftysmokes

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

u'r an idiot.

Whoa, the verbal punishment just keeps coming...ouch, ouch, ouch
03-02-2007, 12:29 AM
coors_ca

i'm too lazy, but i'm almost 100 percent that i could do a past thread search and verify that assumption.
03-02-2007, 12:32 AM
Lopaka

Ohhhh look at the big brain on Coors! You see, here is your problem, this is a Cigar board. You have never posted anything to say that you would like to be here.

Lets look at your first post...ever on this board.

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

hi all, i'm new here.

i was wondering if anyone wanted to do an assorted box trade thing with me? i haven't smoked many cigars, but i have enjoyed very much a medium brown macanudo. i would like to trade for an assortment of like kind well aged stogies.

let me know!

And really...it's all gone down from there. We don't need to relive memory lane. So, unless you actually want to contribute to the board. Which again, in 38 posts you have never ever proven that, why don't you just stop posting.

Oh, wait...

You must give us your wisdom!! Oh, that's it.

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

wanna fight or something? i'll take that 50 guage and shove it up u'r nose u fat fuck.

Yeup...threat people and show us who is boss around here. Your about as exciting as Archmedes, congrats.

Lopaka
03-02-2007, 12:39 AM
coors_ca

first it's "u don't post anything intellectual", then it's "u don't post anything that says u want to be liked...", then its copying my idea of an idiot verification via past thread search, which you were too lazy to do even a half decent job of by the way. first off, stop jocking my style, second, pick a post and stand by it.
03-02-2007, 12:42 AM
coors_ca

and by the way, it's archimedes.
03-02-2007, 12:45 AM
The Korean

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

and by the way, it's archimedes.

odd it comes over as ARCHMEDES on my screen:smiley6:
03-02-2007, 12:50 AM
bigpoppapuff

Archmedes
Junior Member
03-02-2007, 01:25 AM
heftysmokes

While you have been a refreshing breeze blowing through our little neck of the woods, the more than occasional whiffs of moron keep wafting from your posts...

First, your eloquent retelling of your time in Indonesia...it was so rewarding for us to hear about your taking the time from your busy schedule soliciting underage prostitutes to partake in the leaf...

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

well lets see...

i had my first enjoyable cigar tasting experience earlier this year in april when i went to indo. bought six cigars for the trip on a whim. enjoyed every last puff, especially the last 3 inches of the mac's. after my stash of mac's and assorted others ran out i ended up smoking an extremely cheap local brand that was the same size as my pinky finger and came in a pack of 10 . needless to say i had ten profound moments of regret all having me relive the moment a few weeks earlier when the cashier at the local cigar shop asked, "will that be all?" when faced with the choice between slow death by noxious fumes or a monkey clawing at my eyes with one hand out whilst holding onto my hair by the other, i had to go with abstinence for the rest of my three month stay on that lovely island. it actually didn't end up so bad as with every urge to puff i began to get full body massages which were quite cheap. that fixed me up right quick.

thoughts of perfumed cigar smoke lingering in the air and the light lip and head buzz that accompanies a solid drag, were forgot on my return, never to bubble to the surface until the eventful afternoon i decided to return to the forum at which i conducted my research on which sticks to purchase nine months earlier. and so we have come upon this message, which was literally squeezed out of me by harrassing posts, bordering on verbal and emotional abuse. you bottle and stick throwers should all be proud of yourselves...

::bows out::

Then, this gem...

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wow kevin7, nice pic of your wife hovering over the vase without her top on!

way to hook up the board! nice form btw.

Lovely...you almost got out of that one with an apology, but what kind of social retard would insult another man's wife??? Good God, you might as well talk shit about somebody's mother.

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

i don't have many friends who are married and am ignorant of the proper ettiquette and boundaries associated with message board antics. i was thoughtless and plain rude, please accept my apology.

ca_coors.

Oh, and nice job belittling a board member...

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

do u always let others decide your plan of action?

:smiley21: :smiley21: :smiley21:

And, really, how can you be expected to be taken at all seriously when you not only name drop the worst beer ever brewed, but you use it as a screen name???

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

use a can of coors with drill holes and wrap in pantyhose.

:smiley20: :smiley20: :smiley20:

Follow it up with a dipshit mooch attempt...

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

i thought about joining the airforce after watching top gun when i was 11.

will u send me free stuff as well?

:smiley40:

...and you've got quite a nice little thing going for yourself. I didn't even bother digging in to the vomit you've been spouting today; it could fill a fucking swimming pool.

Oh ya I guess I wasn't too lazy, of course there were only 40 worthless posts to sift through...

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i'm too lazy, but i'm almost 100 percent that i could do a past thread search and verify that assumption.

40 posts and you have contributed absolutely nothing to the board; We're so glad to have you!
03-02-2007, 02:38 AM
WOXOF

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

the fact that this thread is still at the top of the board reflects badly on yall.

:smiley35: :smiley35: :smiley35:

Nice, a troll coming to the aid of another troll. I think pisswater_ca has been banned before anyway. At least archmedes admits that he's nothing but a p.o.s. troll wannabee hacker. Stick to the geek squad at worst buy with the other socially retarded nerds.

How about a "two for one" ban poll or instaban on tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.
03-02-2007, 03:20 AM
prophetic_joe

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Originally Posted by WOXOF

Nice, a troll coming to the aid of another troll. I think pisswater_ca has been banned before anyway. At least archmedes admits that he's nothing but a p.o.s. troll wannabee hacker. Stick to the geek squad at worst buy with the other socially retarded nerds.

How about a "two for one" ban poll or instaban on tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.

Yep get rid of both of these guys. I tried to help coors out when he first stuck his foot in his mouth but he just hasn't figured out how to remove it, prolly pretty hard when the mouth happens to be on the that is shoved up his ass.
03-02-2007, 07:10 AM
Cabaiguan Juan

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Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Probably should have kept that to yourself...

http://www.gnaa.us/about.phtml
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/GNAA

Nice little group of racist homophobes ya got there twinkledick...

Absolutely hilarious. It was all I could do not to spill my drink all over the place. One good thing about Archmedes is that he indirectly filled the start of my day with laughter.
03-02-2007, 10:28 AM
bigpoppapuff

hey coors and arch....buh-bye!!!...:smiley43: :smiley43:
03-02-2007, 01:45 PM
cigar no baka

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lopaka

Are we going for two bans this round?

No need for ban polls, both of these 'tards are just on hold until Hex sees their shit and boots them off.
03-02-2007, 03:30 PM
ReV

Haven't heard from Arch in a bit... thought he wasn't leaving til we gave up or banned him?
03-02-2007, 08:23 PM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Page one in the attention whores "How To Keep That Attention Coming" book. Make 'em think you want to get banned so they won't ban you. Sorry junior. Many of us have been dealing with stink weasles like yourself since you were crappin' in your diapers and wiping it on your face and calling it war paint. Try another line because that one is tired and worn out.

The simple truth is you are a mooching pissant that picked the wrong board to mooch on. When you got called on it you just could not stop yourself from letting the real you come flooding out. And it is clear you are just another of our worlds losers that thinks everyone owes you something and when you don't get what you want, how you want it, you just start trying to ruin everything for everyone else. Sorry, but you aren't some legendary board troll. You are just a little kid throwing a temper tantrum. You can try your best to convince yourself that you are pissing up the place and causing us stress all you want, but the truth is, you are dancing for our amusement little monkey!

I gotta agree with ya, Shag.

archie here is extremely amusing! Kinda like those little spider monkees you toss peanuts to at the zoo - ya just gotta watch 'em because they're so doggone cute - even if they can't help themselves but to masterbate in front of you!

Hey, archie - ya never told me - you gonna take me up on my offer to sign up for my "Garbage Cigar of the Month Club?©" I was gonna make you a charter member if you do :smiley2:
03-02-2007, 08:26 PM
coors_ca

hefty, we can settle this real easy, just come by my neck of the woods and we'll fight for 4 2 minutes rounds of no holds barred. at the end, if u are still capable of breathing through u'r lard laden neck, i'll stfu. if not, i'll bury you and save u'r loved ones funeral costs. either way u win.

they can just say u were eaten by sharks while on business in cali.

:smiley32: :smiley32: :smiley32:
03-02-2007, 08:29 PM
coors_ca

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigar no baka

No need for ban polls, both of these 'tards are just on hold until Hex sees their shit and boots them off.

i have faith that hex will see this thread for what it is, an unprovoked attack on myself, to which i defended. nothing any of you wouldn't do. if he decides ban, so be it. again, it reflects badly on you all.
03-02-2007, 08:29 PM
ggiese

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

i wasn't aware this board was for waxing intellectual...

shall we begin a discussion on the consideration of spaciality of ethnic minority groups in the south east texas area, specifically focusing on the correlations found between geographic localities and poor educational achievement?

Nah - before we get to that, we probably need to start you off with a lesson on how to use a computer keyboard...

Lesson 1:

This is the SHIFT key

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/ggiese/ShiftKey.jpg
03-02-2007, 08:31 PM
chefchris

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Originally Posted by ggiese

Nah - before we get to that, we probably need to start you off with a lesson on how to use a computer keyboard...

Lesson 1:

This is the SHIFT key

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/ggiese/ShiftKey.jpg

:smiley9:
03-02-2007, 08:32 PM
ReV

Quote:

Originally Posted by coors_ca

i have faith that hex will see this thread for what it is, an unprovoked attack on myself, to which i defended. nothing any of you wouldn't do. if he decides ban, so be it. again, it reflects badly on you all.

the way i understand it, they take a vote to ban folks around here... so if you've somehow pissed off 10 or more senior members, you're as good as gone.
03-02-2007, 08:32 PM
drew_goring

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

hefty, we can settle this real easy, just come by my neck of the woods and we'll fight for 4 2 minutes rounds of no holds barred. at the end, if u are still capable of breathing through u'r lard laden neck, i'll stfu. if not, i'll bury you and save u'r loved ones funeral costs. either way u win.

they can just say u were eaten by sharks while on business in cali.

:smiley32: :smiley32: :smiley32:

:smiley36: :smiley36: Are you Chugg's lovechild?
03-02-2007, 08:33 PM
bigpoppapuff

Quote:

Originally Posted by coors_ca

i have faith that hex will see this thread for what it is, an unprovoked attack on myself, to which i defended. nothing any of you wouldn't do. if he decides ban, so be it. again, it reflects badly on you all.

big balls sitting at your keyboard,coors....i fart in your general direction....you'll be gone soon...how soon before you come back with another screen name ??

flex those muscles femmy boy!!!
03-02-2007, 08:34 PM
bigpoppapuff

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Originally Posted by ReV

the way i understand it, they take a vote to ban folks around here... so if you've somehow pissed off 10 or more senior members, you're as good as gone.

no vote needed with this turd.....he'll be gone very soon...
03-02-2007, 08:36 PM
chefchris

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Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff

....i fart in your general direction....
flex those muscles femmy boy!!!

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries !!!
03-02-2007, 08:36 PM
coors_ca

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Originally Posted by drew_goring

:smiley36: :smiley36: Are you Chugg's lovechild?

my suggestion was offered in complete sincerity. i'll even give you a ride from the airport to u'r hotel if u'r like.
03-02-2007, 08:41 PM
cigarsarge

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Originally Posted by coors_ca

my suggestion was offered in complete sincerity.

My suggestion is offered in complete sincerity...Pull your head out of your ass...Read the crap you post...And make a feble attempt to learn from it.

You are a complete fucktard. :smiley8:
03-02-2007, 08:48 PM
coors_ca

that's 4...

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