I've got to poop...any thoughts?
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I've got to poop...any thoughts?
Wtf?
Working on a bowel movement, anybody have any funny stories related to excrement? My buddy was a worship leader at a church and one Sunday morning he had some serious gas...long story short, he defecated in his pants ON STAGE during a church service.
Wtf?
Come on denver24, you've got to have a story you can share from your dookie diary, a poo post perhaps?
I don't have one, but I think you may be falling back into a poo pile. That should be funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrDeuss
You think I might make a few people angry with my discussion of fecal folly?
Not particularly. It would have to matter what you post first.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrDeuss
I'm definitely not trying to stir up a $hit storm.., ;)
That's good, because you pretty much suck at it anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrDeuss
Dude, just get some fucking gerbils......
Seriously though, this was posted in the humor section, and I intend for my comments to be funny...to someone other than myself.
OMG and the legend begins....and maybe ends with poo:smiley26:
Well, so much for that eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by DrDeuss
Looks like I should have kept my nose buried in the archives. Had no idea poop could be grounds for termination...forget I ever mentioned it. I dont want this to become the SHIT heard round the world...okay i could'nt resist that one! Now I'm done!
Whos is threatening you with termination?Quote:
Originally Posted by DrDeuss
Nobody threatened...
But I can't allow the legend to end so soonQuote:
Originally Posted by cinda
never thought of poop being fascinating to the average person.
drdropadeuce, do you happen to be a proctologist? That may explain this thread & your screename.
oh man, and I thought I had a warped sense of humor...dud, you take the cake.
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Originally Posted by DrDeuss
Here's some examples of funny:
What is a tragedy? A dumpster full of dead babies.
What's worse than that? A live baby in the bottom of that dumpster.
What's more worse than that? It ate its way to the top.
What's even worse than that? It went back for seconds.
I have a Dodge because if I wanted a Hummer I would have asked your sister.
Your wife if so ugly, her vibrator commited suicide.
Your sister has the clap so bad, it should be called the applause.
Dookie jokes are so 5th grade.
Kris
Whoa...MarineOne just took it to a whole other disturbing level. No I'm not a proctologist, but I have been called a doctor of LOVE...and some people call me a gangster of love. Then again, some people call me Maurice, so maybe we should'nt even open that can of worms!
It might be time for you to STFU. I'm pretty sure no one is impressed with your posts-other than yourself.
talk about boosting post counts
Then why the concern about "grounds for termination"? Of course you can't allow the legend to end....what would your other two brain cells concentrate on when the third one is posting.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrDeuss
Open anything you want, it'll just get sprayed back on ya. I think it's evident where you're considered the Dr. of Love. :smiley29:Quote:
Originally Posted by DrDeuss
Well, it's a good thing they didn't call you a space cowboy, now that would be just too weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrDeuss
THANK YOU mail man
Disturbing? Please, I own the patent on disturbing. If I were to cut loose on here I'm sure I would violate several rules of the forum and give you some seriously screwed up nightmares.Quote:
Originally Posted by DrDeuss
Space cowboy? Geez, pull your head out of your ass before you need a snorkel.
Kris
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wtf?
I have never used the "ignore" feature before, but I'm seriously thinking about it.
Dr, please STFU!
SOOOOOOOOOOORY...that makes everything better right?
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Originally Posted by DrDeuss
No
Not when it's said like Pee Wee Herman. That usually makes things worse, and this is one of those cases.
I sincerely doubt you will find this place to your liking.
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Originally Posted by DrDeuss
Did you skip the snorkel and move straight to SCUBA tanks, or are you waiting for one of your three brain cells to die so the last two can fight each other for oxygen?
If you're going to include a thumb nail photo, make it something good, like "Techno Viking".
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Originally Posted by bigwhiteash
I dunno man ..... perhaps this should be changed to "I sincerely doubt you will find this place likes you."
Kris