I'm definitely not trying to stir up a $hit storm.., ;)
I'm definitely not trying to stir up a $hit storm.., ;)
sittin' in the back room
That's good, because you pretty much suck at it anyway.Originally Posted by DrDeuss
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Dude, just get some fucking gerbils......
Age Quod Agis
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Seriously though, this was posted in the humor section, and I intend for my comments to be funny...to someone other than myself.
Mascot
OMG and the legend begins....and maybe ends with poo
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
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May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
Looks like I should have kept my nose buried in the archives. Had no idea poop could be grounds for termination...forget I ever mentioned it. I dont want this to become the SHIT heard round the world...okay i could'nt resist that one! Now I'm done!
sittin' in the back room
Whos is threatening you with termination?
Nobody threatened...
But I can't allow the legend to end so soonOMG and the legend begins....and maybe ends with poo
Jerkface
never thought of poop being fascinating to the average person.
The older I get ,the better I was
hecho a mano matón
drdropadeuce, do you happen to be a proctologist? That may explain this thread & your screename.
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
sittin' in the back room
Then why the concern about "grounds for termination"? Of course you can't allow the legend to end....what would your other two brain cells concentrate on when the third one is posting.
Open anything you want, it'll just get sprayed back on ya. I think it's evident where you're considered the Dr. of Love.
sittin' in the back room
Well, so much for that eh?
Callous villian
Here's some examples of funny:
What is a tragedy? A dumpster full of dead babies.
What's worse than that? A live baby in the bottom of that dumpster.
What's more worse than that? It ate its way to the top.
What's even worse than that? It went back for seconds.
I have a Dodge because if I wanted a Hummer I would have asked your sister.
Your wife if so ugly, her vibrator commited suicide.
Your sister has the clap so bad, it should be called the applause.
Dookie jokes are so 5th grade.
Kris
Whoa...MarineOne just took it to a whole other disturbing level. No I'm not a proctologist, but I have been called a doctor of LOVE...and some people call me a gangster of love. Then again, some people call me Maurice, so maybe we should'nt even open that can of worms!
Anecdotal
It might be time for you to STFU. I'm pretty sure no one is impressed with your posts-other than yourself.
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"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
-Badwhale
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-Shelby07
Going Postal
talk about boosting post counts
Going Postal
Well, it's a good thing they didn't call you a space cowboy, now that would be just too weird.
THANK YOU mail man
Callous villian
Disturbing? Please, I own the patent on disturbing. If I were to cut loose on here I'm sure I would violate several rules of the forum and give you some seriously screwed up nightmares.
Space cowboy? Geez, pull your head out of your ass before you need a snorkel.
Kris
Senior Member
wtf?
I have never used the "ignore" feature before, but I'm seriously thinking about it.
Dr, please STFU!
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