If You....

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11-19-2006, 11:10 AM
bigpoppapuff

If You....

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then you are probably the Family Dog !
11-19-2006, 03:39 PM
WhiteWidow

Either that or a robot
11-19-2006, 05:36 PM
ggiese

I guess there's some kind of message in that... :smiley37:
11-19-2006, 06:25 PM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

I guess there's some kind of message in that... :smiley37:

I MUST have something to do with cigars but I missed it.......:smiley5:
11-19-2006, 10:02 PM
heftysmokes

It has as much to do with cigars as having a baby, having health insurance, a car up for auction, a myspace page....isn't this the General Discussion section?
11-20-2006, 02:15 AM
CoventryCat86

Yeah well, whatever....

Maybe he found it on the Kinky Friedman website.:smiley37:
11-20-2006, 02:33 AM
heftysmokes

???
11-20-2006, 06:59 AM
WhiteWidow

Quote:

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

It has as much to do with cigars as having a baby, having health insurance, a car up for auction, a myspace page....isn't this the General Discussion section?

Right on, I thought it was a cool post.
11-20-2006, 10:41 AM
Shelby07

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

Right on, I thought it was a cool post.

Me too. Let it die, Bill.
11-20-2006, 11:24 AM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelby07

Me too. Let it die, Bill.

Let what "die"? Did someone make you some kind of moderater when we weren't looking?

I'm just wondering why Sid hasn't posted an apology to the board but rather instead prefers to post meaningless nonsense like this.

So no shelby, things don't "die" if people like Sid just ignore them and just continue to post away like nothing ever happened.

Regarding the original post, I think it's pretty lame. Most reasonable and normal people can do pretty much all of the things on that list meaning that they don't need drugs and alcohol to survive and they aren't hypersensitive babies. Because of this, they shouldn't be compared to a "family dog.":smiley29:
11-20-2006, 11:26 AM
heftysmokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

I'm just wondering why Sid hasn't posted an apology to the board but rather instead prefers to post meaningless nonsense like this.

Why didn't you just say that in the first place?
11-20-2006, 12:03 PM
Shelby07

Nobody died and left me moderator. But I think everybody knew what you were getting at. Apparantly, so did you since you answered your own "let what die?" question better than I could have.

Regarding the original post -- I liked it.

Let it die.
11-20-2006, 02:10 PM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelby07

Nobody died and left me moderator. But I think everybody knew what you were getting at. Apparantly, so did you since you answered your own "let what die?" question better than I could have.

Regarding the original post -- I liked it.

Let it die.

You're not making any sense and what do you want to "die" now?

Do you like the original post because you need drugs to get you going in the morning and to fall asleep at night and booze to relax? We already know you're hypersensitive so that one answers itself.:smiley36:

BTW, there's no such word as "apparantly." :smiley2:
11-20-2006, 03:11 PM
heftysmokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoventryCat86

It MUST have something to do with cigars but I missed it.......:smiley5:

:smiley2:
11-20-2006, 03:14 PM
chefchris

pwned.
11-20-2006, 03:24 PM
nhcigarfan

phat nouw?
11-20-2006, 04:52 PM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by chefchris

pwned.

Well, sort of....

There are typos and then there's just plain not knowing how to spell or use the proper words.
11-20-2006, 05:04 PM
heftysmokes

Well, unless you're filling out a job application or writing a term paper or filing a report at work.

A mistake is a mistake.
11-20-2006, 09:11 PM
hex1848

Bill, let it die....

:smiley43:
11-21-2006, 12:23 AM
Shelby07

Thanks, Hex.
11-21-2006, 12:25 AM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelby07

Thanks, Hex.

Duhh..."Thanks Hex":smiley29:

Shelby you really are an asshole.......

Talk about "let it die":smiley5:
11-21-2006, 10:15 AM
Shelby07

Damn!
11-21-2006, 11:23 PM
ggiese

Shelby, you choose take on CC and you better know you're going to be busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest... :smiley2:
11-22-2006, 12:14 AM
Shelby07

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggiese

Shelby, you choose take on CC and you better know you're going to be busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest... :smiley2:

George - Thanks for the advice. Actually, it seems as if Bill is taking aim at me, but I will not engage him. It seems that he likes to ask leading questions and then beat the replys to death. I think the members of this board are tired of that kind of nonense and I won't be part of it.
11-22-2006, 03:03 AM
CoventryCat86

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shelby07

George - Thanks for the advice. Actually, it seems as if Bill is taking aim at me, but I will not engage him. It seems that he likes to ask leading questions and then beat the replys to death. I think the members of this board are tired of that kind of nonense and I won't be part of it.

You just don't know when to STFU do you? Most times, I'm posting and you post some stupid shit just like you're doing here and did in this thread initially. Get a freakin' grip on reality and stop being such an immature whiner, it will do your pathetic reputation wonders....:smiley2:
11-22-2006, 10:42 AM
Shelby07

Thanks for the advice Bill. I'll try to be a better person from now on.