If You....

[bigpoppapuff]

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,




Then you are probably the Family Dog !

[WhiteWidow]

Either that or a robot

[ggiese]

I guess there's some kind of message in that...

[CoventryCat86]

I guess there's some kind of message in that...

I MUST have something to do with cigars but I missed it.......

[heftysmokes]

It has as much to do with cigars as having a baby, having health insurance, a car up for auction, a myspace page....isn't this the General Discussion section?

[CoventryCat86]

Yeah well, whatever....

Maybe he found it on the Kinky Friedman website.

[heftysmokes]

???

[WhiteWidow]

It has as much to do with cigars as having a baby, having health insurance, a car up for auction, a myspace page....isn't this the General Discussion section?

Right on, I thought it was a cool post.

[Shelby07]

Right on, I thought it was a cool post.

Me too. Let it die, Bill.

[CoventryCat86]

Me too. Let it die, Bill.

Let what "die"? Did someone make you some kind of moderater when we weren't looking?

I'm just wondering why Sid hasn't posted an apology to the board but rather instead prefers to post meaningless nonsense like this.

So no shelby, things don't "die" if people like Sid just ignore them and just continue to post away like nothing ever happened.

Regarding the original post, I think it's pretty lame. Most reasonable and normal people can do pretty much all of the things on that list meaning that they don't need drugs and alcohol to survive and they aren't hypersensitive babies. Because of this, they shouldn't be compared to a "family dog."

[heftysmokes]

I'm just wondering why Sid hasn't posted an apology to the board but rather instead prefers to post meaningless nonsense like this.

Why didn't you just say that in the first place?

[Shelby07]

Nobody died and left me moderator. But I think everybody knew what you were getting at. Apparantly, so did you since you answered your own "let what die?" question better than I could have.

Regarding the original post -- I liked it.

Let it die.

[CoventryCat86]

Nobody died and left me moderator. But I think everybody knew what you were getting at. Apparantly, so did you since you answered your own "let what die?" question better than I could have.

Regarding the original post -- I liked it.

Let it die.

You're not making any sense and what do you want to "die" now?

Do you like the original post because you need drugs to get you going in the morning and to fall asleep at night and booze to relax? We already know you're hypersensitive so that one answers itself.

BTW, there's no such word as "apparantly."

[heftysmokes]

It MUST have something to do with cigars but I missed it.......

[chefchris]

pwned.

[nhcigarfan]

phat nouw?

[CoventryCat86]

pwned.

Well, sort of....

There are typos and then there's just plain not knowing how to spell or use the proper words.

[heftysmokes]

Well, unless you're filling out a job application or writing a term paper or filing a report at work.

A mistake is a mistake.

[hex1848]

Bill, let it die....

[Shelby07]

Thanks, Hex.