Cigarsmokers' Christmas Writing Contest

I received this PM from a member today:

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Encore please
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/showthre...ight+christmas

Loved this last year.....any thoughts about a yearly version?
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I doubt I will be writing out another version this year, but this got me to thinking about a contest. This is open to anyone in good standing. Write a poem, haiku, jingle, song or short story themed around cigarsmokers.com and/or the members here with the holiday season in mind. This can be as short as a sentence or as long as 5000 words. It can be serious or funny. It can be another version of the same thing. Just write!!!

The contest is open until midnight on Christmas. Post your entry in this thread. Shortly after the deadline, i will open up a private poll for people to vote for a winner. The winner will receive a nice package of premium and super-premium smokes. Trust me.. ..this will be worth your time!

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Dang, I never saw that last year, that's awesome. You got a purdy mouth :smiley2: [no, this is not an entry]

Damn James, that was great. I don't know how I missed that.

Did I mention the prize pack will consist of a sealed box of these?

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This is gonna be good:smiley4:

It's going to be real funny to see what people come up with.
Sweet prize. :smiley20:

Wow, I can't believe I missed that last year too.

That's freakin HILARIOUS!

Nice prize too. I'm going to have to start working on this one.

Andrew

I'm gonna have to put the thinking cap on. That's a hell of a prize.

Ah hem...............................


Haiku's are easy
but sometimes the don't make sense
refridgerator

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Originally Posted by here'sjohnny

Ah hem...............................


Haiku's are easy
but sometimes the don't make sense
refridgerator

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That haiku is older than Jesus. You didn't write it, and it has nothing to do with CS. Looks like you're getting a hell of an education over there at Ohio State. :smiley2:

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Originally Posted by JFellows

That haiku is older than Jesus. You didn't write it, and it has nothing to do with CS. Looks like you're getting a hell of an education over there at Ohio State. :smiley2:

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There once was a guy named JFellows
In Spain, he was usually mellow
But a copied Haiku
A newbie did do
And the dude had reason to bellow

spiffy :smiley45:

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Originally Posted by spiffykyle

There once was a guy named JFellows
In Spain, he was usually mellow
But a copied Haiku
A newbie did do
And the dude had reason to bellow

spiffy :smiley45:

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MUUUCH better. :smiley32:

i am aware it is not original. the poem was intended as a sarcastic joke. thought everyone would get it b/c its so common.

CigarSmokers is a treasure chest - you have to unlock it
Otherwise you'll be smoking nothing but dog rockets.
But for your own sake, don't come here acting like a noob
Or you'll get shipped off like Elián in an innertube.
Failing to use simple things like the search function
Will get you cut up like ham at a luncheon.
Talking shit about other members, or just even hintin'
Will get you ridiculed like Hillary Clinton.
Your bad rep will grow
Like Pinocchio's nose
And we'll show you where to stick those glass-top Esplendidos.

I'm super bored at work today and for some reason I'm on a limerick kick, so here's another one.

Well its Christmas at C S dot com
We have lost our normal aplomb
The mailman did cry
And shrapnel did fly
Secret Santa has sent me a bomb

spiffy

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Originally Posted by spiffykyle

There once was a guy named JFellows
In Spain, he was usually mellow
But a copied Haiku
A newbie did do
And the dude had reason to bellow

spiffy :smiley45:

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LMFAO

This is totally exempt from any compitition because it is plagiarized. But, I had to share it with everyone. So appropriate for a cool autumn evening.

Light a Cigar

Walking down the lonely street,
hearing the cobbles beneath my feet.
The sound echoes through the small lanes,
some people looking through windowpanes.

I feel alone as I wonder the into the night,
stars above, no girl not feeling just right.
I pass a bar, hear the sound of laughter,
carried on walking might go back after.

Let out a sigh looking at the night sky,
so alone, feeling down, wondering why.
Thought I might go back to that happy bar,
instead leaned against a lamppost, light a cigar.

Here's something I wrote awhile back. This is not my contest submission, that will be coming in a day or so, just thought you might enjoy this little ditty:

There in my driveway sits
a damn dirty car
I noticed it Saturday
While smokin' a cigar

I saw a big bucket
a rag and the hose
I considered them all while
blowing smoke from my nose

The bucket was empty
the hose nicely coiled
Is my smoking experience
about to be foiled

No way my good friend
this moment won't be wasted
This stick is one of the best
that I've tasted

I'll enjoy my smoke and
this feeling will pass and
That damn dirty car
can just kiss my fat a##

It'll be there tomorrow or
even the next day
But I'm not gonna
throw this cigar away

I spy some good stuff starting to come in. :smiley20:

Christmas time once again, another year over and a new one to begin. The Family at CS .com has welcomed me in and many a stick I have tasted because of them.

NHCIGARFAN, CHEFCHRIS, BASIL, JFELLOWS and ASHAULER too have kept my Noob Ass in line as we all know that’s true.

Trades here and there with new BOTL have made me learn and appreciate the strength of loyalty.

Knowledge, new insight and tips I have learned from SPIFFYKYLE, MITHRIL, GUADO and HEFTYSMOKES to name just a few.

Being Secret Santa to SLCRAIDERS was GREAT and we should thank DREW_GORING for making it safe.

WOXOF will be a Dad to a Boy or a Girl as we all wonder what sticks he will pass out to the world.

I just want to take this short time to say…Marry Christmas to you all and thanks for letting me stay.

BUMP. still a couple days left on this one!

Cigarsmokers dot com is the place that I call home
for cigar info, good convo and some
asshats gettin’ owned.

Cigarsmokers dot com ain’t a pansy place to play
if you cross the line it’ll take no time
for a correction to come your way.

There must have been some magic in the members
still around. Cause when Hershey squirted he ended
up all butt-hurted, and new threads were thrown around.

O’ cigarsmokers dot com is as alive
as it can be. Our members stay and the
asshats go away so its safe for you
and me.

Chuggety, chug, chug
Sethety, seth, seth
Look at the asshats go.

Coors-ety, coors, coors
maphic-ety, maphic, maphic
Look at the asshats go.

Cigarsmokers dot com has seen
trouble come its way.
But we stood our ground
and fun still abounds
and very few have gone away.
Down thru the threads,
With a stogie in my hand,
reading here and there
all the thoughts we share,
of hondurans and Dominicans.
We talk of construction, flavor and burn
in a language each must learn.


Oh, cigarsmokers dot com
Is on the net to stay,
To new members we type,
“Don't be shy”
Lots of welcomes will come your way"
Clickity...click.....click
clackety....clack....clack,
See the thread count grow..
Clickity...click...click
clackety....clack....clack,
Watch our membership grow.

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Originally Posted by ashauler

Cigarsmokers dot com is the place that I call home
for cigar info, good convo and some
asshats gettin’ owned.

Cigarsmokers dot com ain’t a pansy place to play
if you cross the line it’ll take no time
for a correction to come your way.

There must have been some magic in the members
still around. Cause when Hershey squirted he ended
up all butt-hurted, and new threads were thrown around.

O’ cigarsmokers dot com is as alive
as it can be. Our members stay and the
asshats go away so its safe for you
and me.

Chuggety, chug, chug
Sethety, seth, seth
Look at the asshats go.

Coors-ety, coors, coors
maphic-ety, maphic, maphic
Look at the asshats go.

Cigarsmokers dot com has seen
trouble come its way.
But we stood our ground
and fun still abounds
and very few have gone away.
Down thru the threads,
With a stogie in my hand,
reading here and there
all the thoughts we share,
of hondurans and Dominicans.
We talk of construction, flavor and burn
in a language each must learn.


Oh, cigarsmokers dot com
Is on the net to stay,
To new members we type,
“Don't be shy”
Lots of welcomes will come your way"
Clickity...click.....click
clackety....clack....clack,
See the thread count grow..
Clickity...click...click
clackety....clack....clack,
Watch our membership grow.

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Hell yeah! LMFAO

"hershey squirted he ended up all butt-hurted" :smiley36:

Jamie, you are a true artist!

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LMFAO!!!!