Cigarsmokers' Christmas Writing Contest

[spiffykyle]

That haiku is older than Jesus. You didn't write it, and it has nothing to do with CS. Looks like you're getting a hell of an education over there at Ohio State.

There once was a guy named JFellows
In Spain, he was usually mellow
But a copied Haiku
A newbie did do
And the dude had reason to bellow

spiffy

[JFellows]

There once was a guy named JFellows
In Spain, he was usually mellow
But a copied Haiku
A newbie did do
And the dude had reason to bellow

spiffy

MUUUCH better.

[JFellows]

CigarSmokers is a treasure chest - you have to unlock it
Otherwise you'll be smoking nothing but dog rockets.
But for your own sake, don't come here acting like a noob
Or you'll get shipped off like Elián in an innertube.
Failing to use simple things like the search function
Will get you cut up like ham at a luncheon.
Talking shit about other members, or just even hintin'
Will get you ridiculed like Hillary Clinton.
Your bad rep will grow
Like Pinocchio's nose
And we'll show you where to stick those glass-top Esplendidos.

[spiffykyle]

I'm super bored at work today and for some reason I'm on a limerick kick, so here's another one.

Well its Christmas at C S dot com
We have lost our normal aplomb
The mailman did cry
And shrapnel did fly
Secret Santa has sent me a bomb

spiffy

[ashauler]

There once was a guy named JFellows
In Spain, he was usually mellow
But a copied Haiku
A newbie did do
And the dude had reason to bellow

spiffy

LMFAO

[DeeDubya]

This is totally exempt from any compitition because it is plagiarized. But, I had to share it with everyone. So appropriate for a cool autumn evening.

Light a Cigar

Walking down the lonely street,
hearing the cobbles beneath my feet.
The sound echoes through the small lanes,
some people looking through windowpanes.

I feel alone as I wonder the into the night,
stars above, no girl not feeling just right.
I pass a bar, hear the sound of laughter,
carried on walking might go back after.

Let out a sigh looking at the night sky,
so alone, feeling down, wondering why.
Thought I might go back to that happy bar,
instead leaned against a lamppost, light a cigar.

[ashauler]

Here's something I wrote awhile back. This is not my contest submission, that will be coming in a day or so, just thought you might enjoy this little ditty:

There in my driveway sits
a damn dirty car
I noticed it Saturday
While smokin' a cigar

I saw a big bucket
a rag and the hose
I considered them all while
blowing smoke from my nose

The bucket was empty
the hose nicely coiled
Is my smoking experience
about to be foiled

No way my good friend
this moment won't be wasted
This stick is one of the best
that I've tasted

I'll enjoy my smoke and
this feeling will pass and
That damn dirty car
can just kiss my fat a##

It'll be there tomorrow or
even the next day
But I'm not gonna
throw this cigar away

[slcraiders]

I spy some good stuff starting to come in.

[Maduro Man]

Christmas time once again, another year over and a new one to begin. The Family at CS .com has welcomed me in and many a stick I have tasted because of them.

NHCIGARFAN, CHEFCHRIS, BASIL, JFELLOWS and ASHAULER too have kept my Noob Ass in line as we all know that’s true.

Trades here and there with new BOTL have made me learn and appreciate the strength of loyalty.

Knowledge, new insight and tips I have learned from SPIFFYKYLE, MITHRIL, GUADO and HEFTYSMOKES to name just a few.

Being Secret Santa to SLCRAIDERS was GREAT and we should thank DREW_GORING for making it safe.

WOXOF will be a Dad to a Boy or a Girl as we all wonder what sticks he will pass out to the world.

I just want to take this short time to say…Marry Christmas to you all and thanks for letting me stay.

[slcraiders]

BUMP. still a couple days left on this one!