I guess it's time to post in this thread.

Worst gift was a novel-tee shirt from my redneck half-uncle. It was one of those black shirts with white writing that say really immature things. This one said "IT MUST BE A USER ERROR" I don't even know wtf that is suppose to mean. He said he knew I like computers.

Best gift was from Sarah. She got me a box of Carlos Torano Virtuoso (my favorite cigar) and a fiver of some premium sticks (Padron Anniv., 601's, Tats, etc) I was going through a bit of a money problem and my cigar stash was getting low. She doesn't make much money but worked her ass off to get me those - plus she had to drive 45 min one way just to get em. She knew I've been wanting to buy some sticks but I didn't have the money, so she spent what little she had on that.

She is definately the one.