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**heftysmokes** · 10-12-2009, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

What's the 7 for, Kevin? Your IQ?

Naw, 7 is how many inches you're gonna feel when he skullfucks you...

**mail man** · 10-13-2009, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

naw, 7 is how many inches you're gonna feel when he skullfucks you...

daaammmm

**mail man** · 10-13-2009, 08:10 AM

Really, Turdcutter, have you ever bought anything from these folks??? This is pretty ignorant of you to go around spreading rumors about a company you have never dealt with.
I could see if you have bought from them and got bad service, THEN you would have the right to talk...until then STFU.

Keith

**ToeCutter** · 10-13-2009, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by mail man

Really, Turdcutter, have you ever bought anything from these folks??? This is pretty ignorant of you to go around spreading rumors about a company you have never dealt with.
I could see if you have bought from them and got bad service, THEN you would have the right to talk...until then STFU.

Keith

Had you read the original post, and possess a reading comprehension above that of a sixth grader, you would have understood that I did buy from them, repeatedly.

But, none of that really matters, as I've nixed the original post because I could give two shits about anyone frequenting this forum. This forum appears to be filled with rednecks, out-of-work truck drivers and 12 year old kids.

You all are bunch of fucking pricks, seriously.

As far as the ban poll is concerned, fire it up. I really couldn't give a shit less.

**Rugbysh9** · 10-13-2009, 08:56 AM

Wow you really are one ignorant dumb fuck! If you had taken even 5 minutes to read some of the real posts by the members of this form you would have realized the wealth of knowlege, class and gerneosity people around here show each other. You also would have (possibly) realized how little we care for stupidty like you've just shown. Personally I hope you stick around a little so we can have some fun at your expense but if you were smart you would just head over to Puff.com and forget about us.

PISS OFF you douchbag!

Andrew

**craig** · 10-13-2009, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

Had you read the original post, and possess a reading comprehension above that of a sixth grader, you would have understood that I did buy from them, repeatedly.

But, none of that really matters, as I've nixed the original post because I could give two shits about anyone frequenting this forum. This forum appears to be filled with rednecks, out-of-work truck drivers and 12 year old kids.

You all are bunch of fucking pricks, seriously.

As far as the ban poll is concerned, fire it up. I really couldn't give a shit less.

Well, I'm offended. I have a job.

**mrtr33** · 10-13-2009, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

Had you read the original post, because I'm too chickenshit to admit that I'm an idiot, you would have understood that I did buy from them, repeatedly. I didn't enjoy my shopping experience, and wanted to vent on a forum to complete strangers.

But, none of that really matters, as I've nixed the original post because I'm a whining little baby. This forum appears to be filled with sophisticated adults who choose to engage in intelligent conversation, and actually care about other members of this community and the state of cigar smoking in general.

I am a fucking prick, seriously.

As far as the ban poll is concerned, fire it up. I really don't deserve to be here.

Is this what you're trying to say?

**denver24** · 10-13-2009, 09:33 AM

[QUOTE=ToeCutter;139389]This forum appears to be filled with rednecks, out-of-work truck drivers and 12 year old kids.[QUOTE]

Actually, I drive a powerwheel and I'm 13 years old. Could you please provide more info on this "reading comprehension" thing. I'm intrigued by your infinite knowledge and wisdom and I'm sure you could learn me a thing or two.

**mail man** · 10-13-2009, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

Had you read the original post, and possess a reading comprehension above that of a sixth grader, you would have understood that I did buy from them, repeatedly.

But, none of that really matters, as I've nixed the original post because I could give two shits about anyone frequenting this forum. This forum appears to be filled with rednecks, out-of-work truck drivers and 12 year old kids.

You all are bunch of fucking pricks, seriously.

As far as the ban poll is concerned, fire it up. I really couldn't give a shit less.

Seriously Phucktard, I did read all of your posts, and saw nothing as to how you have dealt with them. Go into your rpofile and see what i mean, and STOP EDITING YOUR POST YOU STUPID LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.

You can't truly expect me to read something that has been edited out, now can you.
But, congratulations on being a CLASS A PHUCKTARD

**ashauler** · 10-13-2009, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

Had you read the original post, and possess a reading comprehension above that of a sixth grader, you would have understood that I did buy from them, repeatedly.

But, none of that really matters, as I've nixed the original post because I could give two shits about anyone frequenting this forum. This forum appears to be filled with rednecks, out-of-work truck drivers and 12 year old kids.

You all are bunch of fucking pricks, seriously.

As far as the ban poll is concerned, fire it up. I really couldn't give a shit less.

Don't flatter yourself there dickless, we don't have polls to call the garbage man. When shit start stinking they just magically appear and throw you to the curb.

Damn, you weren't even entertaining.

**mail man** · 10-13-2009, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

Had you read the original post, and possess a reading comprehension above that of a sixth grader, you would have understood that I did buy from them, repeatedly.

But, none of that really matters, as I've nixed the original post because I could give two shits about anyone frequenting this forum. This forum appears to be filled with rednecks, out-of-work truck drivers and 12 year old kids.

You all are bunch of fucking pricks, seriously.

As far as the ban poll is concerned, fire it up. I really couldn't give a shit less.

And, just to show that you are talking out of your ass, I present to you an original quote from none other than you....

Originally Posted by ToeCutter
"I had never heard of them until seeing good 'ol Mel's posts here.

Hopefully no one else here will fall prey to these jokers"

So...before you try and call me out you stupid asshat, you should check to make sure you edited EVERYTHING (even what was quoted)...maybe you should go back and read your own posts, what ever is left of them.

Good bye

**mail man** · 10-13-2009, 05:56 PM

And while I am at it...DrDouche why don't you STFU. No one wants to hear what is going on inside of your little pea sized brain. Now, go back over to the rocking chair and climb on mommy's lap and re-attach to her titty, and we won't tell her what a bad boy you have been. Your are quickly turning into a blazing ignoramous.

DrDeuss · 10-13-2009, 06:07 PM

HA! Do you feel cooler now mail man? Tougher maybe?

**MarineOne** · 10-14-2009, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

Had you read the original post, and possess a reading comprehension above that of a sixth grader, you would have understood that I did buy from them, repeatedly.

Hmmm ..... and had you NOT posted some bogus garbage, which you editted out later, perhaps you wouldn't have been called out as a douchebag. And if you had such a horrible shopping experience with this retailer, why did you insist on repeated transactions with them? First time shame on them, second time shame on you, third time you're a fucking dumbass.

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

But, none of that really matters, as I've nixed the original post because I could give two shits about anyone frequenting this forum. This forum appears to be filled with rednecks, out-of-work truck drivers and 12 year old kids.

Well thank you for pointing out my hillbilly heritage. BTW, this same hillbilly has roots to Andrew Jackson, including flag grade officers and a Medal of Honor recipient covering the last 150 years. Oh, and if you didn't want to be here then why are you still posting?

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

You all are bunch of fucking pricks, seriously.

Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. Like I needed you to tell me I'm a fucking prick. Do you think you're some kind of fucking Mickey Spillane? Did you think you're posting some front page news? I am a fucking prick, but only when some idiot like you shows up and wants to show his ass.

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

As far as the ban poll is concerned, fire it up. I really couldn't give a shit less.

Be careful what you ask for aroud here, because we're pricks and you'll probably get it.

**Diesel Grinch** · 10-15-2009, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

How many did you buy? Three or four? All at one time?

God damn hillbillies.

What's the 7 for, Kevin? Your IQ? Or maybe the number of teeth left in your mouth?

Also, did you mean to spell "DUMB" ass, you stupid, illiterate redneck?

Originally Posted by ToeCutter

Had you read the original post, and possess a reading comprehension above that of a sixth grader, you would have understood that I did buy from them, repeatedly.

But, none of that really matters, as I've nixed the original post because I could give two shits about anyone frequenting this forum. This forum appears to be filled with rednecks, out-of-work truck drivers and 12 year old kids.

You all are bunch of fucking pricks, seriously.

As far as the ban poll is concerned, fire it up. I really couldn't give a shit less.

Hillbillies & rednecks? You say it like it's a bad thing. Yee Haw! Looks like we got ourselves another chew toy! Get the dogs boys. We got ourselves a hunt!

DG

**Smoked!** · 10-15-2009, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by MarineOne

Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. Like I needed you to tell me I'm a fucking prick. Do you think you're some kind of fucking Mickey Spillane? Did you think you're posting some front page news? I am a fucking prick, but only when some idiot like you shows up and wants to show his ass.

LMAO! You owe me a new a keyboard, dude. I generally skip these skirmishes, but that is a classic rejoinder.

BTW - Thank you, Kris, for wearing the uniform.

**MarineOne** · 10-15-2009, 11:34 PM

It's a family thing man .... no need to thank me but you're welcome anyway.

Most of the family is Army with some Navy, and I was the oddball that joined the Marines. That might be part of my problem since I'm a prick and not a raging asshole ... LOL!

-K