Newbie Looking for some Tips

[Fark]

Ok, well as a general statement, I guess I was just trying to be careful to not tread on anyones toes since i'm new here, and have seen what can be done in some threads, haha.

I will definately go take a look at the Newbie Sampler (I had looked through it, but since I had the names of a couple that I wanted to ask about, it didn't occur to me to contact the member "on deck"). And also, I promise I will work on my abaility to use the search function, but no matter the forum i'm on, I have never been able to make it a habit.

Thanks,
Fark.

[ndv21]

And also, I promise I will work on my abaility to use the search function, but no matter the forum i'm on, I have never been able to make it a habit.

Thanks,
Fark.

Patience is key...take the time to search deep in the forums. Most of the time you will learn something new that you were not even thinking about so enjoy the ride. At least that has been my experience.

[kevin7]

Ok, as a disclaimer, I am legitimately interested in becoming involved in this hobby. Please respond as you would to a regular of the forum, and not like in the Cubans thread, or the Grad thread. I would appreciate it.

Go fuck ypurself tard boy.I'll be godamned if you will dictate how we respond to all of your fucking retard questions. Use your tiny pea beain and read a few old threads and use the search function before you ask anymore dumass questions.

If you really want all of your dumass questions answered go sign up at puff.com , you would fit right in

[ggiese]

Go fuck ypurself tard boy.I'll be godamned if you will dictate how we respond to all of your fucking retard questions. Use your tiny pea beain and read a few old threads and use the search function before you ask anymore dumass questions.

If you really want all of your dumass questions answered go sign up at puff.com , you would fit right in

I think Kevin's trying to say he sorta likes you...

... or not....

[Fark]

Go fuck ypurself tard boy.I'll be godamned if you will dictate how we respond to all of your fucking retard questions. Use your tiny pea beain and read a few old threads and use the search function before you ask anymore dumass questions.

If you really want all of your dumass questions answered go sign up at puff.com , you would fit right in

No thanks, I'm good. You can take your suggestion and shove it right up your ass.

[Fark]

Patience is key...take the time to search deep in the forums. Most of the time you will learn something new that you were not even thinking about so enjoy the ride. At least that has been my experience.

Thanks for trying to be hospitable, but clearly your fellow members are intolerant of anyone who is not as arrogant as themselves.
Maybe if I had included a string of cuss words in my original post I would have received a warmer welcome? Well, thats not something I'm going to find out, so I don't really care.

[MarineOne]

I have not really been active on this forum, but I have frequented a Cigar Discussion thread on forums that I do visit more often.

Please respond as you would to a regular of the forum, and not like in the Cubans thread, or the Grad thread. I would appreciate it.

A little thin skinned are you? BOO FUCKING HOO !!!

You're 5 posts in and want to be treated like a "regular"? Go back to your other fucking forums, unless they banned your goofy ass, and get treated like a regular there. You don't get to tell anyone how you want to be treated and that shit isn't going to fly around here, unless it's you getting your ass booted off this forum.

Ok, well as a general statement, I guess I was just trying to be careful to not tread on anyones toes since i'm new here, and have seen what can be done in some threads, haha.

I will definately go take a look at the Newbie Sampler (I had looked through it, but since I had the names of a couple that I wanted to ask about, it didn't occur to me to contact the member "on deck"). And also, I promise I will work on my abaility to use the search function, but no matter the forum i'm on, I have never been able to make it a habit.

Thanks,
Fark.

This isn't fucking baseball, and there is no one "on deck". You need to do some reading and learn to use the search function, and there is an entire section dedicated to reviews which you obviously didn't bother to look for because, after all, cigars don't get rated or reviewed. When you see a number next to a cigar's description, like "94" or what the fuck ever, it certainly wasn't the fucking year it was made in.

And work on your spelling and capitalization, too. It looks like you don't have a "habit" of checking your dumbass posts for the simple stuff. It's not like this site has a built in spell checker that you obviously (AGAIN) didn't look for or use.

Fuck. I haven't even had my fucking coffee yet.


-K

[Fark]

A little thin skinned are you? BOO FUCKING HOO !!!

You're 5 posts in and want to be treated like a "regular"? Go back to your other fucking forums, unless they banned your goofy ass, and get treated like a regular there. You don't get to tell anyone how you want to be treated and that shit isn't going to fly around here, unless it's you getting your ass booted off this forum.







This isn't fucking baseball, and there is no one "on deck". You need to do some reading and learn to use the search function, and there is an entire section dedicated to reviews which you obviously didn't bother to look for because, after all, cigars don't get rated or reviewed. When you see a number next to a cigar's description, like "94" or what the fuck ever, it certainly wasn't the fucking year it was made in.

And work on your spelling and capitalization, too. It looks like you don't have a "habit" of checking your dumbass posts for the simple stuff. It's not like this site has a built in spell checker that you obviously (AGAIN) didn't look for or use.

Fuck. I haven't even had my fucking coffee yet.


-K

Oh really? That's interesting because in the Newbie Sampler thread it says that a user is "on deck". You sure know a lot about your own fucking forum.

Does everyone here PMS at the same time?
Yeah, I was asking to be treated a s regular because I was hoping to avoid the: This person is a fucking idiot, response shit.

And to the telling me to go back to my old forums, unless they banned my "goofy" ass, well guess what? I skipped all the other cigar forums because I thought this one was the most promising. Apparently I was mistaken and you don't really like people comeing in here looking for advice and trying to get into the hobby. Most hobbyists I know of, in any hobby, are much more welcoming and enjoy teaching others about their respective hobby.


Also, you bring into question my spelling. The only word spelled wrong in the entire quote is ability. Essentially by attacking me for my spelling, you're telling me that you have never made a grammatical mistake in your life, which I have a very hard time believing.

I'm sorry i'm not as good as you at life, let me just step back and bow to the holy MarineOne.
I didn't realize you were the King of Grammar, but apparently you have realized this.

Thin skinned? Sure. Whatever you want to call it, I was simply saying it would be appreciated it if the flaming could be held off until I made a critical error. I didn't realize, again, that trying to be polite was an issue. I understand that there is a search button, but it's clear to me, that you don't seem to understand what hospitality is.

Well, thanks for the short stay. It was entertaining while it lasted.

[ndv21]

Dude, I was merely trying to issue a warning more than anything else. Also, make sure you read your own statements before posting. For example:

Also, you bring into question my spelling. The only word spelled wrong in the entire quote is ability.

After saying that, you continue on and say:

Apparently I was mistaken and you don't really like people comeing in here looking for advice and trying to get into the hobby.

Thanks for trying to be hospitable, but clearly your fellow members are intolerant of anyone who is not as arrogant as themselves.
Maybe if I had included a string of cuss words in my original post I would have received a warmer welcome? Well, thats not something I'm going to find out, so I don't really care.

It's not an issue of being hospitable or not more than the fact that you barged in DEMANDING to be treated a certain way when nobody here really knows you. For example, would you ever walk into a social event where you don't know anyone and start by saying:

Please respond as you would to a regular of the forum, and not like in the Cubans thread, or the Grad thread. I would appreciate it.

If you came into my house with that attitude, I would beat the shit out of you for being a disrespectful retard and then drive my foot up your ass on the way out the door. You seriously disrespected a lot of people not only with your first post, but with your obnoxiously retarded response.

Have fun and enjoy some philly blunts as part of your hobby.

[Fark]

Dude, I was merely trying to issue a warning more than anything else. Also, make sure you read your own statements before posting. For example:



After saying that, you continue on and say:





It's not an issue of being hospitable or not more than the fact that you barged in DEMANDING to be treated a certain way when nobody here really knows you. For example, would you ever walk into a social event where you don't know anyone and start by saying:



If you came into my house with that attitude, I would beat the shit out of you for being a disrespectful retard and then drive my foot up your ass on the way out the door. You seriously disrespected a lot of people not only with your first post, but with your obnoxiously retarded response.

Have fun and enjoy some philly blunts as part of your hobby.

Personally, I don't see how it was disrespectful, but i'm not going to argue the point. Again, by pointing out spelling, you're telling me that it's not ok to make mistakes. I have a hard time believeing that you have also never made a grammatical mistake.

I don't believe I was demanding anything. I thought I as being polite about it. If you would notice, I said "please". I get the feeling that please is not said around here that often.

If we wanted to get technical, fine...yeah, I have no doubt that you would "beat the shit out of" me "for being a disrespectful retard and then drive my foot up your ass", but i'm pretty sure there would be a lagrer foot working it's way up your ass and it's called the law.

I still don't understand why everyone on here is so inhospitable towards people who are clearly looking for help getting a foothold in this hobby. Apparently i'm not worthy of your time.

If I were to enjoy some philly blunts, wouldn't it be in your hobby? Because I don't know anything about it so I can't really call it a hobby.

Well, thanks anyway, clearly this isn't the place to come for anyone who's looking to get into the hobby and doesn't really know where to start.

[ndv21]

Definately thin-skinned. Just move along...nuff said

[ashauler]

Sorry you didn't enjoy your stay Fark.

Oh really? That's interesting because in the Newbie Sampler thread it says that a user is "on deck". You sure know a lot about your own fucking forum.

Perfect example of "read more / post less". Best to have a solid place to land when you jump ugly on someone. Forum police school must be slacking these days.

[mail man]

Dude, I was merely trying to issue a warning more than anything else. Also, make sure you read your own statements before posting. For example:



After saying that, you continue on and say:





It's not an issue of being hospitable or not more than the fact that you barged in DEMANDING to be treated a certain way when nobody here really knows you. For example, would you ever walk into a social event where you don't know anyone and start by saying:



If you came into my house with that attitude, I would beat the shit out of you for being a disrespectful retard and then drive my foot up your ass on the way out the door. You seriously disrespected a lot of people not only with your first post, but with your obnoxiously retarded response.

Have fun and enjoy some philly blunts as part of your hobby.

NDV21, you and Marineone should get together to have some coffee

Keith

[ggiese]

NDV21, you and Marineone should get together to have some coffee

Keith

Have you ever tasted Marine Corps coffee???


....if you think he was bad before - wait 'til after!!!

[mail man]

Have you ever tasted Marine Corps coffee???


....if you think he was bad before - wait 'til after!!!

Good point, I guess it would wake him up, then we are all in big trouble.

[ndv21]

NDV21, you and Marineone should get together to have some coffee

Keith

Black please!

[ggiese]

Alright... The "F" bombs are REALLY flying now, and I'm running low on funds for more Pokemon bandaids. Let's please act a bit more civil - else Mr. Fark will wither and die...

[heftysmokes]

A little thin skinned are you?




This isn't fucking baseball, and there is no one "on deck". You need to do some reading and learn to use the search function, and there is an entire section dedicated to reviews which you obviously didn't bother to look for because, after all, cigars don't get rated or reviewed. When you see a number next to a cigar's description, like "94" or what the fuck ever, it certainly wasn't the fucking year it was made in.


-K

Hey man, maybe you should take your own advice and do some reading before you do your piling on. Ashauler started the baseball references in the NST well before you were even a member of this board.
As many wise men--and even a few dipshits--have said: "Read more, post less."