P.I.F Thread

[EGQ]

Will -- can we get a special review series going on junior's craptacular sampler?

Looks like Festivus is coming early -- let's start airing our grievances. Ju-Ju-bear, what was wrong with Tachy's end of the pass? You thanked him rather emphatically for the sticks you received -- let's hear it -- why weren't they classy?

Will -- has that pretentiousness that spread across Canada like a wildfire hit Bitterville, USA as well?

And for the record, next time I'm paying it forward, someone is getting a sack full of Macanudo Jades.

One more thing -- how the fuck are we supposed to help this little princess assemble his end of a pass? Three classy sticks -- pretty fucking simple. Did he ask anyone for help? Why the fuck are rules posted? So you can muddle through this complicated morass without the need for us to hold your fucking hand. Ass-hats are outed publicly for a reason -- so no one else has to get screwed (and it's kinda fun).

Fuck it -- Will, send me your address for the 37th time -- these Mac Jades are yours -- I'm making it all right, buddy.

[ashauler]

Hey garrrryyyyyyjrrrrr, what did you send?

[mrtr33]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

What did you send garryyjr? This is your chance to explain how it met the guidelines of the PIF.

Hey garrrryyyyyyjrrrrr, what did you send?

Still ignoring the question........

[garryyjr]

Will -- can we get a special review series going on junior's craptacular sampler?

Looks like Festivus is coming early -- let's start airing our grievances. Ju-Ju-bear, what was wrong with Tachy's end of the pass? You thanked him rather emphatically for the sticks you received -- let's hear it -- why weren't they classy?

Will -- has that pretentiousness that spread across Canada like a wildfire hit Bitterville, USA as well?

And for the record, next time I'm paying it forward, someone is getting a sack full of Macanudo Jades.

One more thing -- how the fuck are we supposed to help this little princess assemble his end of a pass? Three classy sticks -- pretty fucking simple. Did he ask anyone for help? Why the fuck are rules posted? So you can muddle through this complicated morass without the need for us to hold your fucking hand. Ass-hats are outed publicly for a reason -- so no one else has to get screwed (and it's kinda fun).

Fuck it -- Will, send me your address for the 37th time -- these Mac Jades are yours -- I'm making it all right, buddy.

Maybe his were classy.. I never heard of some of them nor seen a lot of talk about them. That doesn't mean they are classy, your right.

Mine, I felt meet the requirements and were some well known cigars, therefore, I went ahead sending them.

[ashauler]

Maybe his were classy.. I never heard of some of them nor seen a lot of talk about them. That doesn't mean they are classy, your right.

Mine, I felt meet the requirements and were some well known cigars, therefore, I went ahead sending them.

So, if you felt they were classy and met the requirements, why the fuck won't you say what you sent?

[garryyjr]

I sent him 5. I only remember 3 of the 5. It has been 11 days now, as that was pointed out. My memory is shot man.

[garryyjr]

As much as I absolutely hate to say it, but I will since I am man, You guys are right.

I assumed mine were fine, since they were talked about, a known brand and I even received some of them in a Cigar of the Month Club.

We all know I am a newb bitch here.. And I have been rammed once before. With that said, Why couldn't Will PM me with something like this...

'I now your a newb. I feel the sticks are bare minimum. Next time you decide to part take in something like this, shot me a PM with what your thinking and I will help out.'

To me, that is what i may have done, or i would let it go. Just makes sense more that way then bashing someone..........

[ashauler]

As much as I absolutely hate to say it, but I will since I am man, You guys are right.

I assumed mine were fine, since they were talked about, a known brand and I even received some of them in a Cigar of the Month Club.

We all know I am a newb bitch here.. And I have been rammed once before. With that said, Why couldn't Will PM me with something like this...

'I now your a newb. I feel the sticks are bare minimum. Next time you decide to part take in something like this, shot me a PM with what your thinking and I will help out.'

To me, that is what i may have done, or i would let it go. Just makes sense more that way then bashing someone..........

Are you a child? Do you understand English? Did you buy the cigars, so you know what they are valued at? Were you really ready to join the PIF, or were you so enamored with free cigars you just said "damn the torpedos, full speed ahead"?

We don't hand hold newblets here. We have few rules, and the ones we do have are plainly stated. This is a simple place to figure out......for adults.

[Eville]

If you remember the 3, let's hear em.

[garryyjr]

If you remember the 3, let's hear em.

I said it before and I'll say it again. I don't need to explain anything I do to anyone. I will not list even 1 of them.

You think I would do that.. I now know that Will thinks they are less par.. Why would I put them out there to get shit talked to/about and bashed on some more?

[ashauler]

I said it before and I'll say it again. I don't need to explain anything I do to anyone. I will not list even 1 of them.

You're right, you don't need to explain anything to anyone. Of course, that also means you don't give much of a shit about your reputation here...or, frankly, on any of the reputable cigar boards.

You think I would do that.. I now know that Will thinks they are less par.. Why would I put them out there to get shit talked to/about and bashed on some more?

So, you're so weak in your conviction that you upheld the requirements of the PIF that you're going to let ONE member's opinion ruin you here? If you really think you met the requirements, state what you sent and let others weigh in. Perhaps the whale has outrageous expectations. If you remain silent, we'll never know. Or, maybe, the whale will post what you sent.

Personally, I think you intended to scam this pass.

[Eville]

If you really think they meet the standards of this pass, I don't see a reason not to post them. Refusing to post them and just claiming you think they meet the spirit of the pass makes your story very hard to believe. If you post them, perhaps the members of this community will agree with you that they do meet the requirements. It isn't very likely considering that Will is an established member here and his judgement has proven to be trustworthy. But maybe all the wood glue and sawdust lately has gotten to him.

[mrtr33]

I sent him 5. I only remember 3 of the 5. It has been 11 days now, as that was pointed out. My memory is shot man.

Now whose fault was that? Oh yeah, I forgot. You were lazy.

I assumed mine were fine, since they were talked about, a known brand and I even received some of them in a Cigar of the Month Club.

Oh, well holy shit! You didn't mention they were from a Cigar of the Month Club. Allow us all to apologize to you, since it's obviously the shitty selection some overpriced POS monthly cigar ripoff bagged you first, and you're just passing off what you didn't want to us. That's fine. It's not your fault.

We all know I am a newb bitch here.. And I have been rammed once before. With that said, Why couldn't Will PM me with something like this...

'I now your a newb. I feel the sticks are bare minimum. Next time you decide to part take in something like this, shot me a PM with what your thinking and I will help out.'

Wanna know why? Because that isn't English. We speak English on this board. Occasionally Spanish, and occasionally Fuckyouese, but primarily English. You want to participate, you have to learn to communicate. If you had ANY shred of decency, you would have sat around and watched for a while before shoving you hands in the cookie jar, to figure out what the fuck was going on. The Newbie Sampler thread would have shown you what classy sticks were. The Premium Cigar draft would have shown you what classy sticks were. Hell, even the PPP would have shown you what classy sticks were. But no, you pawn off what the previous guy sends you, and throw in your own selections from some cheeseball Cigar of the Month club. But you don't take that route. Will should have been nicer to you. It's not your fault.

To me, that is what i may have done, or i would let it go. Just makes sense more that way then bashing someone..........

No, what makes more sense is driving a POS newb mooch bitch out.

I said it before and I'll say it again. I don't need to explain anything I do to anyone. I will not list even 1 of them.

You're acting as if you've explained ANYTHING so far. Lemme guess - it's not your fault?