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    Quote Originally Posted by denver24 View Post
    recounting, live on air, how Aunt Ethel was a menace to society. Badwhale recommended that...
    every cigar smoker should buy only Swiss Miss brand hot chocolate, as it most closely resembled the flavor found in all quality cigars. Since Aunt Ethel knew that nobody could actually......

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    So she recommended Mr. Jerry's jalapeno spiced hot chocolate on CoventryCat's great review of the product...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge View Post
    So she recommended Mr. Jerry's jalapeno spiced hot chocolate on CoventryCat's great review of the product...
    a few months back. Speaking of Coventry Cat the ballerina heard HefF and Buzz planning a 50th Bday party for him this Tuesday which would included....






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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda View Post
    a few months back. Speaking of Coventry Cat the ballerina heard HefF and Buzz planning a 50th Bday party for him this Tuesday which would included....
    .....Henry Rollins destroying things. Followed by a reunion of Black Flag, in which the cops were called to......


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    .....Henry Rollins destroying things. Followed by a reunion of Black Flag, in which the cops were called to......
    Pass out free beer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge View Post
    Pass out free beer...
    , hot-dogs and end a sentence. Once the dogs were out......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    , hot-dogs and end a sentence. Once the dogs were out......

    GG put his chef hat on and began heating up the coals. The smell of the charcoal got every one hungry and ........






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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda View Post
    GG put his chef hat on and began heating up the coals. The smell of the charcoal got every one hungry and ........
    ...wanting to do gymnastics. So the double bars were pulled out of the back of the garage and a stage was setup to.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ...wanting to do gymnastics. So the double bars were pulled out of the back of the garage and a stage was setup to.....
    allow aunt ethel to perform her donkey show while the others were doing gymnastics. EGQ arrived right on time with his trained donkey and...
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    allow aunt ethel to perform her donkey show while the others were doing gymnastics. EGQ arrived right on time with his trained donkey and...
    ....immediately sued everyone in the audience. This surprised Ethel, and she offered buzz's murse in exchange for.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....immediately sued everyone in the audience. This surprised Ethel, and she offered buzz's murse in exchange for.....
    Kickstand, the donkey. Naturally, buzz freaked the fuck out at his murse being given away and...
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Kickstand, the donkey. Naturally, buzz freaked the fuck out at his murse being given away and...
    immediately retained EGQ as his attorney. Knowing EGQ's vicious nature in the courtroom.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    immediately retained EGQ as his attorney. Knowing EGQ's vicious nature in the courtroom.......
    ...everyone immediately volunteered indentured servitude to EGQ. Now that he has an army of donkey-show-loving people, he decides to....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ...everyone immediately volunteered indentured servitude to EGQ. Now that he has an army of donkey-show-loving people, he decides to....
    invest heavily in the penicillin futures market. With a healthy army, and wads of dough, EGQ could......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    invest heavily in the penicillin futures market. With a healthy army, and wads of dough, EGQ could......
    ....sell body organs. Which would work out great for Ethel, because....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....sell body organs. Which would work out great for Ethel, because....
    ....no one is paying attention to this thread, anyways anymore. Which reminds me of another story I remember reading, where.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....no one is paying attention to this thread, anyways anymore. Which reminds me of another story I remember reading, where.....
    cigarrrrrrrrrrry,,,,,,,,, surfaced on HP which made me think of the encounter I had with a mommy skunk and her two little ones yesterday. As I drove up the driveway, mommy skunk came charging at me.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    As I drove up the driveway, mommy skunk came charging at me.....
    And as she did, I swerved my Jag into her fat ass and there was blood everywhere! Now I've got to ...

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    (forgot to reply so I fixed it below)
    Last edited by cinda; 06-27-2011 at 04:26 PM.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayakinboy View Post
    And as she did, I swerved my Jag into her fat ass and there was blood everywhere! Now I've got to ...
    the vet. The Dr. asked how






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