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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    As I drove up the driveway, mommy skunk came charging at me.....
    And as she did, I swerved my Jag into her fat ass and there was blood everywhere! Now I've got to ...

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    (forgot to reply so I fixed it below)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayakinboy View Post
    And as she did, I swerved my Jag into her fat ass and there was blood everywhere! Now I've got to ...
    the vet. The Dr. asked how






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    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


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    in the hell did this happen?" So I told her no matter what I did, mommy skunk kept charging at my car and now how do I get rid of the skunk smell? I already threw 100 quarts of tomato juice on the Jag and it still smells like $hit. Then I told the vet that I had to go because some psychopath named Collective Cigars has been stalking me and.....
    TBSCigars - "On Holiday"
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    in the hell did this happen?" So I told her no matter what I did, mommy skunk kept charging at my car and now how do I get rid of the skunk smell? I already threw 100 quarts of tomato juice on the Jag and it still smells like $hit. Then I told the vet that I had to go because some psychopath named Collective Cigars has been stalking me and.....
    was on the verge of meltdown / explosion and the guts from that smells way worse than skunk. If I only had a 1 of 10 made in the world dragon humidors, I could try and sell it for 10,000 Sterling and buy...
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    was on the verge of meltdown / explosion and the guts from that smells way worse than skunk. If I only had a 1 of 10 made in the world dragon humidors, I could try and sell it for 10,000 Sterling and buy...
    ...a large selection of incredible cigars from the littlecigarwhorehouse and send them to the poor kid in Detroit who can't buy cigars online. Afterwards, we all head to Cinda's place for cookies and...

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    get on the interweb and try and track down CigarCollector out in Oregon for a "virtual herf." No one would want to actually meet this psychopath in person so we'll keep him at arm's length. Then we try and track down one of our other lost members......
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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryCat86 View Post
    get on the interweb and try and track down CigarCollector out in Oregon for a "virtual herf." No one would want to actually meet this psychopath in person so we'll keep him at arm's length. Then we try and track down one of our other lost members......
    while snarfing down Cinda's cookies and Scotch. The cookies were marvellous, and the Scotch was flowing like.....

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