My 100th Post...Contest for the Vets

[TheGreekTitan]

It's obvious I haven't been around long that's for sure.

So far, the leaders are:
Ashauler: 5 Correct
Mangyrat: 5 Correct

Trailing behind are:
Badwhale: 2 Correct
Craig: 2 Correct

And, pulling up the rear
Buzz: Solamente Uno!!! Hey, at least you're beating mrtr33

Ok...Just so we don't get bored with this I will start giving clues, beginning right now. Also, with each guess you may ask a question. I will either answer it honestly, cryptically or not at all depending on the question.

1st clue. The verbiage is very important in question #1.

Thanks for playing.

[buzz]

Buzz: Solamente Uno!!!

i.e. I'm Number One!

A. Not a motorcycle
C. Crazy Cozumel
A. Not smoking green eggs
B. Green Egg Griller
B. Boney Beef
A. You, Jimmy Page and Leon Redbone drinking beer
B. Your office listening to No Doubt
A. Leon Redbone, but secretly you've come to love Katy Perry
A. Hang out with a bunch of nice guys
C. Two leg-humpers and 4 water-breathers

Can you get me Leon's autograph?