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    I knew this butcher who used to make all kinds of sausages. One day he told me, "You have to try these, they're my 'widlfire' sausages". So I did.

    Then next morning it felt like I was shitting napalm.

    My one and only experience with the "burning ring of fire"
    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishments the scroll.
    I am the master of my fate:
    I am the captain of my soul.

    ***William Ernest Henley***

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    Mistook this shit for a discussion thread, eh captn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Mistook this shit for a discussion thread, eh captn?
    Well.......when you're nose deep in shitl, don't make waves!
    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishments the scroll.
    I am the master of my fate:
    I am the captain of my soul.

    ***William Ernest Henley***

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    Really reading this shit, from page one, helps.
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Quote Originally Posted by CptnBlues63 View Post
    I knew this butcher who used to make all kinds of sausages. One day he told me, "You have to try these, they're my 'widlfire' sausages". So I did.

    Then next morning it felt like I was shitting napalm.

    My one and only experience with the "burning ring of fire"
    Never mind, ashauler beat me to it. Shit!

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    OMG a perplexing prolix post in the short shit stream of things!!!
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    OMG a perplexing prolix post in the short shit stream of things!!!
    "Prolix post"...what the shit is that?

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    Quarreling about this shit just keeps it interesting






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Everyone who posts about shit needs to clean up their act, because this is a family channel!
    puro pot pass VI loser

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    Far too few shitters here lately! Where did they all go? Far away but still shitting somewhere, I suppose...

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    Good god alive their is a new shitter in town and he even figured this shit out. Congrats!






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Ha! It's amazing to me that so many wannabe shitters have not... This is pretty simple shit!

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