Sorry - I don't celebrate this cheesy holiday. Not that I'm not a romantic, but - dadgumit - this is not about the wife/girlfriend/mother, etc - this is about enriching candy companies, florists and card companies. This holiday is for the weak - if you can't spend EVERY day honoring the important people in your life, why should this one day make up for it? Bahhh humbug!!!!

Oh wait... That's Christmas - my other favorite cheesy holiday!!!

Hey - I'm holding out for St. Patrick's day. Now THAT'S a holiday you can sink your teeth into!!!