The idiot son of an asshole

**nhcigarfan** · 08-28-2006, 03:27 PM

No hate here. I'm simply traveling down the double yellow center line trying my hardest to fit in between them.

I'll post some Hillary bashing stuff if I can find it.

**punch** · 08-28-2006, 03:47 PM

We're stuck with Dubya The Dolt till the next election, unfortunately. The worst part is.... none of the names being thrown around as the next candidates are any relief. Both parties have buffoons waiting in the wings to run for President. Bush is pretty much an embarrassment though. Just gotta batten down the hatches and wait him out. Can the next President be any worse?? (Why don't we have BinLaden yet?)

**cinda** · 08-28-2006, 04:11 PM

hummmmm I just wish they had better voices. Great lyrics, catchy tune with a good beat, Video pretty good too voices very bad. Over all I say its a catching tune but the band needs to find a new lead singer.

**designwise1** · 08-28-2006, 04:19 PM

No debate here, either.

**Empire23** · 08-28-2006, 04:27 PM

Catchy. NOFX is a great band from back in my day (which is like the late 80's-90's) and Im sure if they recorded it in a studio, it would sound alot better.

**WhiteWidow** · 08-29-2006, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by punch

We're stuck with Dubya The Dolt till the next election, unfortunately. The worst part is.... none of the names being thrown around as the next candidates are any relief. Both parties have buffoons waiting in the wings to run for President. Bush is pretty much an embarrassment though. Just gotta batten down the hatches and wait him out. Can the next President be any worse?? (Why don't we have BinLaden yet?)

We don't have bin Laden because we already killed his sorry ass. Think about it, the guy is 7 feet tall with a dirty diaper on his head, and has to get dialysis. The reason we don't say he is dead is because he is worth more alive. What happens is the rest of the diapers try to communicate with him and each other on their satellite phones, which we use to locate them. Then we send a Predator out and send them to Allah, only when they get there they are so full of holes their 72 virgins won't want to have anything to do with them. The home videos would also be easy to generate because the CIA has disguise technology that is so bad-ass that someone could be wearing a mask right in front of your face and you wouldn't know.

Is Hillary really going to get the nomination? That would suck. Why is she a New York senator? I thought those crackers were from Arkansas. I also saw a "Condi '08" sticker the other day. Two women running against each other would be wild.

**SmokinDVM** · 08-29-2006, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

We don't have bin Laden because we already killed his sorry ass. Think about it, the guy is 7 feet tall with a dirty diaper on his head, and has to get dialysis. The reason we don't say he is dead is because he is worth more alive. What happens is the rest of the diapers try to communicate with him and each other on their satellite phones, which we use to locate them. Then we send a Predator out and send them to Allah, only when they get there they are so full of holes their 72 virgins won't want to have anything to do with them. The home videos would also be easy to generate because the CIA has disguise technology that is so bad-ass that someone could be wearing a mask right in front of your face and you wouldn't know.

Is Hillary really going to get the nomination? That would suck. Why is she a New York senator? I thought those crackers were from Arkansas. I also saw a "Condi '08" sticker the other day. Two women running against each other would be wild.

That has to be the most ridiculous bit of fantasy I've ever seen.
Bin Laden dead, without dumbya running around telling EVERYONE who would listen?

Disguise technology?

Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning.

**jaewing** · 08-29-2006, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by SmokinDVM

That has to be the most ridiculous bit of fantasy I've ever seen.
Bin Laden dead, without dumbya running around telling EVERYONE who would listen?

Disguise technology?

Thanks, I needed a good laugh this morning.

Oh come on I thought it sounded plausible . . . for Ethan Hunt.

**WhiteWidow** · 08-29-2006, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by jaewing

Oh come on I thought it sounded plausible . . . for Ethan Hunt.

I'm actually serious. The stuff that is out there makes Ethan Hunt and James Bond look like pussies. Spies are very real and are just about everywhere. There is a professor at A&M named James Olson who was under "deep cover" for most of the Cold War and some of the things he has actually talked about would make you shit a brick. They are real heroes because not only do they assume a cover which includes a full-time job that they must be able to fully perform, but they do all the spy work on top of it. And yes, they do it True Lies style where they don't even tell their families, etc. Olson's kid's had no idea both their parents were spies until he was threatened at home by his real name, at which point they decided to tell them.

Sure, the bin Laden thing sounds far fetched, but how the fuck can he be alive?!? Where's he getting the dialysis? Why wouldn't someone in the intelligence community know about it? How hard can it be to find a 7-foot tall turd with a sheet wrapped around it and a tin can the size of a Volkswagen attached to it?

Just discovered that Olson has evidently written a book, also, in case anyone cares. Looks interesting: http://www.potomacbooksinc.com/Books....aspx?id=10861

**ggiese** · 08-28-2006, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

No hate here. I'm simply traveling down the double yellow center line trying my hardest to fit in between them.

I'll post some Hillary bashing stuff if I can find it.

Here, let me help you out Tyler...