Well, if your heart was all aflutter watching Tommy Cruise get all sweaty playing volleyball in his Levi's, your best chance on bunking with him would have been in the Navy...btw, what would they stencil on your flight helmet? I think "Douchebag" would probably be to long to fit; maybe they could shorten it to "Douche," or maybe just "Bag."
Wow, are you really that stupid??? For awhile there I thought you were a decent adversary; you were able to make complete sentences, your grammar was good, you even used words that had more than two syllables. They might not have made any sense in regards to the order they were in, but hey! I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Then BOOM, the shit dribbling out of your mouth just keeps getting more and more ignorant...
First, on the correlation (or lack thereof) between Top Gun and the Air Force (I can't believe I have to spell this out for you). The pilots in Top Gun are NAVY pilots. You wanting to join the Air Force after watching Top Gun is like me wanting to become a firefighter after watching Beverly Hills Cop...or aching to have my own farm after watching Brokeback Mountain (BTW, you were great in that).
Second, are you seriously trying to pick a fight on the internet??? I mean really, it's THE INTERNET!!! Get a fucking clue! I'm not going to sit here and tell you how I'd just love to kick your ass because I need the workout and I fucked guys like you in prison and blah, blah, blah...because IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET! Jesus, are you really that fucking retarded that you are threatening me in cyberspace??? And as far as that goes, if you really want a piece of me, jump in your car and head on up to Billings, MT. When you get here, give me a call and we can work shit out. If you think you are bad ass enough to pick a fight, you better be bad ass enough to put forth a little effort in getting the job done. Jesus, you tell me to "come on down" like you're fucking Bob Barker or something...down where? Should I just drive around the country until I smell the feculence coming out of your mouth?
So, keep calling me out, and keep trying to be a tough guy. I'm done with you, you fucking moron.
So who wants that cutter?
really... by the by, did that cutter ever come in or did the canadian government swipe the thing? I can get decent double blades for $5 if anyone needs one that doesn't have access to a B&M...
no, actually its like me wanting to join the lapd after watching beverly hills cop. but back to the point, what does me wanting to do something have anything to do with what trigger my want? i could have said how i was sitting picking my nose and suddenly thought to join the marines. the trigger was not the point, the want was. i should just stop now, but u'r passion makes me want you to understand u'r mental deficiency. accepting it will only sting for a little bro...
u know u busted a moronic move, i know it, and all the other board members do as well. with every post u dig a deeper hole for u'rself. why don't u go with the smart play and ignore this thread until we all forget that u'r sense of logic is severely lacking.
if i'm ever in the area i'll be sure to visit. and yes, i am petty enough follow through.Second, are you seriously trying to pick a fight on the internet??? if you really want a piece of me, jump in your car and head on up to Billings, MT. When you get here, give me a call and we can work shit out.
Last edited by coors_ca; 03-04-2007 at 02:13 AM.
Well, if you are ever in Calgary, give me a call.
Hell, pretty soon you'll have a fight lined up in every city you visit.
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...That just made me laugh. You talking about Hefty digging a hole.
You know what bud, your time is limited here. Keep dancing, and we'll keep throwing pennies.![]()
{*insert snide remark here*}
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