Are you guys always this sarcastic? I hope it's just in good fun, and not a reflection of the kind of people that post on this site.
Guy behind the counter at gas station: "I'm picking up your sarcasm."
David Spade: "Well I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick."
Anyone...
To answer your question, yes sarcasm runs rampant on the board. Take it in stride and laugh with everyone else.
JFellows post was a not so subtle hint to try a search. This board has a search function as well. You can find most of your answers through that.
Also, post an intro, tell us a little about yourself and what you like/dislike.
spiffy
Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.
There are loads of links here that will instruct you how to spot a fake and a bunch of websites out there. I don't have any of the links saved and don't have time to search for you but it's out there. But when it comes down to it, if the person making/selling the fakes knows what they are doing, the only way to tell is by smoking it, presuming you have smoke more than a few of those before.
But - if you have some guy trying to sell you macanudos as cubans, I bet you real money that everything he is selling is a fake.
hehehe. Well, it's a good thing the army didn't take away my sense of humor... I could have taken offense. I'm farely sarcastic myself...
Personally, I wouldn't buy any cigar rolled in Cuba. I'm a bit of a girlie-man when it comes to violating some laws.
Cuban Assets Control Regulations, 31 C.F.R. Part 515, are administered and enforced by the Office of Foreign Assets Control. Criminal penalties for violation of the Regulations can go as high as $1 million for corporations, and $250,000 for individuals plus up to 10 years in prison. In addition, civil penalties of up to $65,000 per violation can be imposed by OFAC.
It is illegal for a US citizen to buy Cuban products anywhere in the world. So even though you are out of country you still can not taste the forbidden fruit.
Here's a link to the US Treasury Department for more information.
http://www.treas.gov/offices/enforce...uba/cuba.shtml
There was an article in Cigar Aficionado over the summer regarding the Treasury Dept. stepping up enforcement in recent years. I avoid buying them because of the few Cuban's I've had given to me, I haven't found one worth up to $250,000.
You call it breaking the law; I call it civil disobedience.
*Fires up an HDM 2007 EL*
Just an observation here...
The guy is in Iraq. Sometimes bandwidth is hard to get.
I remember how big of a deal it was to get drunk when I was a teenager. Now that I'm in my 20's and can drink whenever I like it's not so exciting. Although I do have a bottle of absynth just because I'm not supposed to. I feel Cuban's are sought after because you're not supposed to have them. Some people have told me I haven't had a good Cuban, which could be true. The Cuban's I have had were given to me by people who I wouldn't really consider intelligent about cigars, so they may have been fakes or not cared for properly. But I still hold that it's not worth the potential fines, as dumb as the embargo is.
I've had my fair share of cuban cigars, and I have to say there is a considerable difference. Quality, flavor, aroma - just all around different experience. I'm not saying cubans are the only thing worth smoking because that's obviously not true. But for the most part, in my opinion, you can't beat a good quality cuban. But I also agree that a lot of the hype is the forbidden fruit syndrome here in America ... that and the weed that's in there.
Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.
The few "cubans" you've smoked were either fake or wasn't maintained in a proper environment. I enjoy my Fuentes as much as the other guy, but cuban cigars are in a whole different league. There are suttle nuances, aromas, and flavor that you can't replicate from Dominicans, Nicaraguans, and other cigars rolled from different countries. So far, Tatuaje cigars have been the ones to come close to replicating a cuban cigar for me. If you have not tried one, I highly recommend you try one. And if you find it as one of the most flavorful and aromatic cigar you've ever tried, then just know, cubans are just a few notches up from these.
Andrew
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