Can Cubans Be had in USA?

[WOXOF]

I was thinking more along the lines of the result of half a can of Colon Blow, but chopped liver works just as well.

WTF is "colon blow"... never mind don't answer that.


What a meltdown. He's been a "member" for six months and gets his panties in a bunch as soon as someone corrects him.

[HarvInSTL]

WTF is "colon blow"... never mind don't answer that.


What a meltdown. He's been a "member" for six months and gets his panties in a bunch as soon as someone corrects him.

haha, too late!

http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Nigh...Colon_Blow.htm

Nasty Alert!!! Do Not Click!!!

[Ruger1v]

you good old boys really showed me.... oh what will i do ....... you put me in my place.... You are all so seasoned and thick skinned..... you dumb shits love this .....you should thank me for giving you some moments of joy.... this is the kind of shit you live for..... sure wish i could be thick skinned and hang here ..... guess i will have to go away with my tail tucked...... You aint seen the last of me......You folks really got me mad and I am hurt....... boo hooo....... get a life...... from what i seen your mostly a bunch or West Va. hicks smokin cigars..... I dont give much shit about my grammer...... But i can tell you what the Kubelka-Munk S Parameter is about..... haha ah............. Above it all a guy from this site is going to send me a Cuban.... HA HA
Oh but that would be illegal....... HA HA

[kevin7]

Well then fucktard let us all know when you get your 1 cuban LOL . maybe you can do a review for all of us good ole boys/gals. maybe you wil share your much valued and super duper ultra mega secret source in Miami for real cubans brought here from a friend of a cousins grandmother who knows this dude who knows the garbage man near the partagas factory who has a source who sells him cubans for 75$ a box regardless of size or brand.

Do us all a favor and review the lates offerings from Piedra or Quintero you fucking douchebag.

[ggiese]

Well then fucktard let us all know when you get your 1 cuban LOL . maybe you can do a review for all of us good ole boys/gals. maybe you wil share your much valued and super duper ultra mega secret source in Miami for real cubans brought here from a friend of a cousins grandmother who knows this dude who knows the garbage man near the partagas factory who has a source who sells him cubans for 75$ a box regardless of size or brand.

Do us all a favor and review the lates offerings from Piedra or Quintero you fucking douchebag.

Be careful, Kevin - if he were standing in front of you, you'd get a beat down!!!

[bigpoppapuff]

looks like mr tough guy decided to "man up".....any more threats coming??.....tell us more about yourself,pussy......

[basil]

you good old boys really showed me.... oh what will i do ....... you put me in my place.... You are all so seasoned and thick skinned..... you dumb shits love this .....you should thank me for giving you some moments of joy.... this is the kind of shit you live for..... sure wish i could be thick skinned and hang here ..... guess i will have to go away with my tail tucked...... You aint seen the last of me......You folks really got me mad and I am hurt....... boo hooo....... get a life...... from what i seen your mostly a bunch or West Va. hicks smokin cigars..... I dont give much shit about my grammer...... But i can tell you what the Kubelka-Munk S Parameter is about..... haha ah............. Above it all a guy from this site is going to send me a Cuban.... HA HA
Oh but that would be illegal....... HA HA

West Va.!? WTF!?!?!? Alright, that's fucking it. That's all I'm gonna take. <insert dumbassese here>

God Dam... What an Asshole.... You go fuck youself..... I had enough of this site already. If you were in front of me I would give you one hell of a beat down... no shit... no pretend tuff.... I would jusf fuck you up... I dont need assholes like you kind to enjoy a smoke.... Not that big of a deal...... Got 2 assholes on this post in 30 minutes..... that is just to much... looks like too many jit bags here to go along with some alright folks.... If you were here I woild knock everyone of you teeth out on the pavement... No shit ...
Still cant get it [S IZE="7"]ASSHOlE!!!!!!!! [/SIZE]

[fucking sic, man ]

[Ruger1v]

Do you like my post or not? Do you want me to stop, if i do you cant supplement you insecurities with your posts.... I am really doing you a favor...... Ok, her you go bigpooppuff.... pussy.... like that .... sort of like you stament..... look at the root of the insults.... you have a short memory..... oh yea can you give another quote.... somthing creative lilke the "worst post ever" ha ha

Still going.... ha ha ah ah ah
now this is just comical...........

Blue rRdge Mtns.

[bigpoppapuff]

Do you like my post or not? Do you want me to stot, if i do you cant supplement you insecurities with your posts.... I am really doing you a favor...... Ok, her you go bigpooppuff.... pussy.... like that .... sort of like you stament..... look at the root of the insults.... you have a short memory..... oh yea can you give another quote.... somthing creative lilke the "worst post ever" ha ha

Still going.... ha ha ah ah ah

i'm reading this and not believing what i'm seeing....you can't have any more than a seventh grade education......why not try to write a paragraph without at least 15 errors...you're a fucking imbecile and fun to have around......but trust me,sparky.....when the "good ol' boys" decide you're gone.......you're gone!!

keep the threats coming,sparky...

[basil]

i'm reading this and not believing what i'm seeing....you can't have any more than a seventh grade education......why not try to write a paragraph without at least 15 errors...you're a fucking imbecile and fun to have around......but trust me,sparky.....when the "good ol' boys" decide you're gone.......you're gone!!

keep the threats coming,sparky...

Now Sid, that's goddamn scary. "Sparky". shit dude, get outa my head. WTF?? Did we all take acid together this morning or what??

[basil]

Hmm, this little fella gets kinda excited when he writes, huh? It's like watching a short circuit in slow motion - y'know - sparks are flyin' in long arcs, with little tracers behind them, there's a slow crackling sound like from the bottom of a 55 gallon drum, there's a faint odor of cordite, his spelling and sentence structure has gone from slightly coherent to almost random slaps at his keyboard. Whoa! did the lights just flicker??

[Cabaiguan Juan]

I'm not from W. Va. Only been there once actually. You are being very immature. People can say a lot of shit from the safety and security of their computer screen. Threatening to kick someone's ass, even though you've never met them or know who they are. That’s elementary school stuff right there. Your entire response to the reprimand you got for asking about Cuban cigars on an American website we piss poor. You're developed pallet? Bullshit you totally came off as some dumbass who is just trying to score illegal cigars just like some narc or some socially awkward college kid. If you cannot take criticism, then leave. Right now your coming off as some big mouthed vindictive prick. I've met your kind before. I'm not the least bit intimidated, or worried. You'll eventually run out of steam and disappear. Hopefully under the axel of a semi-truck, because honestly, the world doesn't need you or your kind. Take the education you have already gotten and get on with your life a smarter boy because of it, or continue to show us why people have picked on you and kicked your ass your entire life- cuz your a loud mouthed ass who is as full of talk as an ocean with water.

[Shelby07]

Hey Ruger, how the fuck are ya??

I don't believe it. I saw your little woman the other day and she said they were gonna let you out. Good to see you back on the streets. Surprised, tho. I didn't think they'd ever let you out after the incident with the goats and chickens at the rest stop on I40. But hey, this is America! God bless the good ol' U S of A, right? By the way, the wife really appreciated the 5 bucks. She wanted to give me change but I wouldn't hear of it. I know she's tryin; to get enough to replace the tire under the front porch. The place is gonna look real spiffy when you get home. She's been workin' real hard and has a flavored Cuban cigar all ready. She bought it on the internet from some guy in Mexico. Don't think it was flavored at the time, tho. She said if it's good enough for ol' Billy Jeff then it's good enough for you. But judging from that last time she pulled it out from the old "humidor", it might be a little hard to light.

Your brother got married while you were away. Real nice girl. And it's good to know that the genes will stay in the family. I think he met her at last month's family reunion. I always said your bro was a good guy. I couldn't imaging takin care of 9 kids like that all at once. I think the next one is due in November. Can't wait to see the polaroids from the wedding! Hope he has better luck getting them pottie trained. His place is gettin' kinda messed up now. Had to drink my Budweiser outside last week.

So, did they fix your teeth while you were gone? That was too bad about gettin' kicked by the horse, but you shoulda listened to your daddy 'cause he's got lots of experience. He said he told you a million times not to ever approach a horse from behind when you want to ride it. Next time make friends with the horse first. He said he learned that lesson a few months before you were born. By the way, he's got a new trick to show you. Somethin' to do with honey and a calf.

Heard your grandma messed up a state trooper pretty good a while back after a church service. She got pissed at him when he tried to arrest her for doin' the thing with the donkey for the pastor. Isn't he a relative of yours? (the pastor, not the donkey... ha ha ha.) Poor old dear. Those damn cops just didn't understand what it's like now that the welfare checks have stopped. Fuckin' police brutality if you ask me! I hope they hang the bastard after he gets out of the hospital. Too bad they got his pecker back on. It was a good thing it was a Sunday otherwise she might not have had her teeth in and wouldn't have been able to defend herself properly. I really wish she had never told your old lady about that trick.

Listen. get in touch with the wife before you get home. I'm sure she's gonna want to kick Jimmy Joe and Frankie out before you get there. She showed us the special "welcome home" trick she's savin' just for you. Take it from me, you're gonna love it. Everybody else thinks so too! (If the house is rockin don't bother knockin'... ha ha ha)

Well, that's about it. If I'm at your place when you get there, don't worry about it. I'll leave right away and take Jimmy and Frankie with me so you can have some quality time with the missus.

Later Dude!