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    ... give it your best shot. They took off, and twenty years into the race they ran into Austin powers, and told him what they always planned to tell him in the event that they saw him which was:...

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    Quote Originally Posted by steffanan View Post
    ... give it your best shot. They took off, and twenty years into the race they ran into Austin powers, and told him what they always planned to tell him in the event that they saw him which was:...
    go shag yourself, newb. Speaking of shagging.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    go shag yourself, newb. Speaking of shagging.....
    last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...
    The powers that be might take it all away
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    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...
    .....stumbled down to answer the door; there Bigfoot stood there with a bottle of Scotch in one hand and the keys to the DeLorean in the other. Before I could blink, he grabbed me and said".........
    Yay! Cigars!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizicke5273 View Post
    .....stumbled down to answer the door; there Bigfoot stood there with a bottle of Scotch in one hand and the keys to the DeLorean in the other. Before I could blink, he grabbed me and said".........
    in a deep voice Mizicke I am your father and we need to find your ...........






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    light-saber Scotch decanter. Did we drop it while time travelling, or..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    light-saber Scotch decanter. Did we drop it while time travelling, or..............
    ..........could it have made its way down into the seat cushion of the DeLorean? Nevermind the light-saber scotch decanter, while digging in the seat cushion I found the old two foot salami your sister used to..........
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