last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...Originally Posted by ashauler
hecho a mano matón
last night, Jessica Alba showed up at my house in desperate need, and I said "nope, sorry I'm married" and turned her away (again.) Meanwhile, I woke up from my dream and...
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
GhostRidin the GhostShip
.....stumbled down to answer the door; there Bigfoot stood there with a bottle of Scotch in one hand and the keys to the DeLorean in the other. Before I could blink, he grabbed me and said".........
Yay! Cigars!
Mascot
in a deep voice Mizicke I am your father and we need to find your ...........
http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?
"Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan
May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to
choose it, and the strength
to make it endure
sittin' in the back room
light-saber Scotch decanter. Did we drop it while time travelling, or..............
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..........could it have made its way down into the seat cushion of the DeLorean? Nevermind the light-saber scotch decanter, while digging in the seat cushion I found the old two foot salami your sister used to..........
"I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time." ~ Mark Twain
"Internet quotes are always 100% accurate." ~ Abraham Lincoln
sittin' in the back room
put a grapefruit sized lump on the newblet's head as she was clearing the, uh, less able from Aunt Ethel's whorehouse. Man, the years haven't been kind to Aunt Ethel but she can still......
hecho a mano matón
Whip up a killer batch of eggs and pancakes while dutch ruddering. Speaking of dutch rudders, a sound from the bathroom....
The powers that be might take it all away
Together we burn, together we burn away
Uncle Tupelo
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