nOObs

**DeeDubya** · 05-08-2008, 04:18 PM

Here lately the Newbies are coming out of the woodwork. I think it should be mandatory that they are all stripped down and checked for Tobacco Beetles as part of the registration process.

**chefchris** · 05-08-2008, 04:24 PM

We might want to start freezing them and bringing them slowly back up just in case.

**ashauler** · 05-08-2008, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by chefchris

We might want to start freezing them and bringing them slowly back up just in case.

This gets my vote..........I'm not sure I want to see a bunch of nekkid newbs.

**DeeDubya** · 05-08-2008, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

This gets my vote..........I'm not sure I want to see a bunch of nekkid newbs.

I was thinking about getting a chimp. They are very adept at plucking little parasites and could care less about nakedness.

**basil** · 05-08-2008, 05:15 PM

Or, they could always pay the BCBP (Bug Check ByPass) fee of um, like 5 cigars to the MO1K+P (Members with Over 1,000 Posts) Fund.

**Newfie** · 05-08-2008, 06:58 PM

Now this thread contains some funny shit!!!!

**bigwhiteash** · 05-08-2008, 07:17 PM

At what temperature do nOOb Beetle eggs hatch?

Is nOOb Mold going to be a problem around here? 'cause that doesn't look lile Bloom to ME

**guado** · 05-09-2008, 07:02 AM

Segregate their forum until we know they are clean....

**Kenyth** · 05-09-2008, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by DeeDubya

Here lately the Newbies are coming out of the woodwork. I think it should be mandatory that they are all stripped down and checked for Tobacco Beetles as part of the registration process.

Are you gonna be wearing the latex glove then?

**cigar no baka** · 05-09-2008, 08:25 AM

We should start up a noob Guantanamo where we check them for illegal and dangerous substances which we could confiscate - you know, tobacco beetles, entertainment magazines, any mass-marketed pisswater beer, cuban cigars and the like.

**Cyberfear** · 05-09-2008, 01:28 PM

Ok, as a n00b let me get some things clear.

I'm not going to strip down for anyone. I do make exceptions for hot girls
I haven't got tobacco beetles
I'm allowed to have cigars from the ISOM. I'm European.
If I had the money I definitely would treat you guys on cigars (as mentioned above)

**chefchris** · 05-09-2008, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Cyberfear

Ok, as a n00b let me get some things clear.

I'm not going to strip down for anyone. I do make exceptions for hot girls
I haven't got tobacco beetles
I'm allowed to have cigars from the ISOM. I'm European.
If I had the money I definitely would treat you guys on cigars (as mentioned above)

Yeah, that's what they all say.

**Cyberfear** · 05-09-2008, 01:57 PM

On which item are you responding ChefChris? I guess number 4. But it's true. I'm still a student. I still have to live on the Dutch governments (and European) money.