Nominate your new moderator

[TheyCallMeManiX]

I nominate myself on the platform that I just got here and couldn't possibly be bias to/for anyone and would rule . . uhm err . . moderate with fairness and all that stuff. plus i get the free cigar deal


. . . what do you mean there's no free cigar deal? ah forget it.

[ggiese]

I nominate myself on the platform that I just got here and couldn't possibly be bias to/for anyone and would rule . . uhm err . . moderate with fairness and all that stuff. plus i get the free cigar deal


. . . what do you mean there's no free cigar deal? ah forget it.

This one's scary, Hex... He's got a gun in his avatar.....

Hey - if I give you some cigars, do you think you might make a trip to Nebraska???

Just kidding...

[grand cru no 2]

This one's scary, Hex... He's got a gun in his avatar.....

Hey - if I give you some cigars, do you think you might make a trip to Nebraska???

Just kidding...

[CoventryCat86]

I nominate Hugh Jorgan. He's a veteran of the cigar boards and he's intelligent and capable. He can smell a mooch from a mile away.

[Hugh Jorgan]

I nominate Hugh Jorgan. He's a veteran of the cigar boards and he's intelligent and capable. He can smell a mooch from a mile away.

I would be honored to serve , assuming we can avoid any scheduling conflicts. Please contact my administrative assistant, Ivana Humpalott at Hugh Jorgan Productions, Inc.

[SFG75]

Is it me, or is the sighting of a moderator about as frequent as people seeing the chupacabra?

[ggiese]

Is it me, or is the sighting of a moderator about as frequent as people seeing the chupacabra?

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HEX - PLEASE START BANNING PEOPLE - I'M SICK OF TAUNTING THESE GUYS AND THEM RESPONDING BACK - AND THEY'RE NOT BANNED OR THE THREAD ARE NOT BEING DELETED - OH, WHY OH WHY MUST I SUFFER LIKE THIS - YOU GOTTA MAKE IT STOP - THE VOICES IN MY HEAD - I CAN'T KEEP TAKING MEDICATION - IT MAKES ME FAT AND I BREAK OUT IN HIVES - MY WIFE IS MAKING ME WORK AROUND THE HOUSE DOING THE LAUNDRY AND IRONING THE CLOTHES - OH WHY DO THESE GUYS TORTURE ME LIKE THIS - I CAN'T STAND IT - I WANT A MOD HERE - I WANT TO BE A MOD - PLEASE MAKE ME A MOD, HEX - I WILL BE A GOOD MOD - I'LL STRAIGHTEN THIS PLACE OUT - I PROMISE - OH, LOOK - HERE'S A WEBSITE THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANTIQUE COLLECTING - THE GUYS ON CIGARSMOKERS JUST HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS - OH, LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF MY CIGARS - WAIT, HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE BASEBALL CARDS OF WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT GUYS NAME - NO MATTER - IT'S A SIGNED CARD - IT MIGHT HAVE SOME VALUE - LET ME LOOK IT UP - OH, IT'S NOT LISTED - BUT IT'S AUTOGRAPHED - WAIT - BILL CLINTON MAY BE COMING TO OMAHA - I'LL HAVE TO SEE IF I CAN GO DOWN THERE TO SEE HIM - WHAT DEAR, I CAN'T - BUT YOU PROMISED I COULD SEE HILLARY CLINTON IF I DID ALL MY CHORES - OH, LET ME GET A CIGAR AND SMOKE IT OUT IN THE YARD - HERE'S A GOOD BOOK - WAIT - WHAT WAS THAT THREAD ABOUT AGAIN? - PLEASE...

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I think Scotty may have broken the translator machine....