Hey it could be worst, you could have to wear an ascot.
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Hey it could be worst, you could have to wear an ascot.
If I can't smoke because smoking will kill me then life isn't worth living.
-Ian Fleming
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BWA- thanks for the link. It was an interesting read.
CNB- I love using the bra burning reference. I have, one more then one occasion, told members of the opposite sex 'No, you burned your bra back in the 70's, you are now a 1st class citizen. Grow up and do it yourself.' I don't know if its me or the reference to the women's movement, but they tend to take it well.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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Yep, I am usually a gentleman, but have told some women to start acting like they're equal if they expect to be treated as equals. There are some very mixed messages out there.Originally Posted by Cabaiguan Juan
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
Better to be wearing a tie to work than a paper hat and an apron with the golden arches on it.
"...all roads lead to cigars."
-Cinda
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"Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
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At least you are semi-comfortable. You should have to wear a bullet resistant vest and a duty belt in 95 degree weather.
I would not trade jobs with you though...
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Well, you get to carry a gun. I get to carry a calculator and my trusty #2 pencil.At least you are semi-comfortable. You should have to wear a bullet resistant vest and a duty belt in 95 degree weather.
I would not trade jobs with you though...
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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