There is Ice T and Ice Cube, so the first part is supposed to be funny, because I am pretty much opposite them. Then, my name is Torin, so Iced T would mean I'm "gettin' iced." Iced T the drink is also something pretty opposite Ice T, so that's kinda funny. I also sometimes like iced tea. In summation, my screen name is a riddle. A riddle wrapped inside an enigma...

Can someone please kick the chair out from under me before you leave?