The Kennebunkport Hillbilly

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The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(sung to the tune of The BeverlyHillbillies Theme Song)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is.
Criminal record.
Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is.
White gold.
Nosecandy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is.
Country clubs.
Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is.
Falwell.
Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is.
Duval County.
Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is.
Illegitimate.
No moral authority.

Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?

[ggiese]

Damn liberals....

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Damn liberals....

Don't worry George, I'll post one mocking liberals in a bit.

[CoventryCat86]

Damn liberals....

LMAO!!

Speaking of Yale, I heard John Kerry finally released his transcript. Scotty, would you say he had good grades?

And by the way why the FUCK isn't this in the "politics" forum?

STRIKE for Scotty, violation of board policy. Speaking of strikes, how's that ugly whore Jamie doing?

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LMAO!!

Speaking of Yale, I heard John Kerry finally released his transcript. Scotty, would you say he had good grades?

And by the way why the FUCK isn't this in the "politics" forum?
for Scotty, violation of board policy. Speaking of strikes, how's that ugly whore Jamie doing?

It's Jaime, not Jamie ya asshat. Did you get yourself banned over there.? You couldn't participate long, you actually have to post things of substance over there.

[ggiese]

It's Jaime, not Jamie You couldn't participate long, you actually have to post things of substance over there...

You didn't complete the sentence, Scotty... "You couldn't participate long, you actually have to post things of substance over there THAT IS IN AGREEMENT WITH LIBERAL PHILOSOPHY, OTHERWISE DON'T POST"

Jaime.... Oh, I just thought she misspelled her name... Now it makes sense... She's a liberal and liberals ALWAYS have to do things contrary to normal society - such things as spelling your name... You also get names like "Moonbeam" and "Meriwether"...

Arguing with a liberal is always fun too - agree with me, then you can argue - WTF. And don't badmouth the Democrats, otherwise you're a war monger and a baby killer... Liberals argue like a bunch of woosies!!! I swear it's all the pot the liberals are smoking - warps the perspective...

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You didn't complete the sentence, Scotty... "You couldn't participate long, you actually have to post things of substance over there THAT IS IN AGREEMENT WITH LIBERAL PHILOSOPHY, OTHERWISE DON'T POST"

Join the site and see for yourself George. Liberals are actually the minority on that board. PM me and introduce yourself. BTW-I'm Nebraska29 over there.