A pox upon your house, how can you do this to your taste buds. It's like saying, I want a mindless smoke, give me a schwisser schweeeeeeet

Life is too short to drink bad beer. If you need something light and refreshing, do as the Germans, take a heffeweisen and half and half it with cold lemonade. That's 100000000 times better than piss-beer. Yes yes, I know good beer isn't as cheap, but schwissssssers are cheaper than Gran Habanos and Rocky 2nds.

BTW, I'm not mad, just sad