Mmmmmmm......chocolate ice cream.....
A lady walks into a nostalgic ice cream parlor one day. The soda jerk awaits her order as she carefully studies the menu on the sign above.
"I would like a super-duper mega chocolate sundae!" she finally says in confidence.
"I'm sorry ma'am," the soda jerk says regretfully. "We are all out of chocolate ice cream today."
Obviously disappointed, she quickly studies the menu again. "That's fine. In that case, I'll just have a regular chocolate sundae."
The soda jerk, surprised yet still polite, replies: "I'm really sorry, ma'am. We are all out of our chocolate ice cream today."
Without looking at the menu, the lady then asks, "Oh, ok. I think I'll just have a regular scoop of chocolate ice cream."
Amazed, the soda jerk points up to the menu, and snaps at the lady. "Do you see the 'straw' in strawberry?"
The lady replies, "Yes."
The soda jerk continues. "Do you see the 'blue' in blueberry?"
Again the lady nods her head.
"Can you then tell me, do you see the 'fuck' in chocolate?" snaps the soda jerk.
"There's no 'fuck' in chocolate." the lady says, still staring at the menu.
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" shouts the soda jerk.
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