
Originally Posted by
ashauler
You have every right to be excited, hell, I'm excited for you!! Enjoy it brother.....best of luck to you and your bride.
Now, if you come back and start telling us about how well the colors went together and the flowers were just perfect, and your hair was awesome, etc.....I might start wondering about the balls thing.

Well I'm back, and the flowers were just so amazing...j/k. The booze was flowing, the cigars were plentiful and I have stories that will stay with me for the rest of my life. So much amazing shit happened that weekend. The Honeymoon kicked ass too. If anyone ever goes to Bermuda, stop by the Chattem House on Front Street, it is the closest thing Bermuda has to a cigar store, but they are good folks. Prices were pretty decent too. Drink a Dark and Stormy, its so much better then the Rum Swizzle. I will post my cigar consumption once i get home. Suffice it to say, i left with more then what i came home with. The beaches were plentiful, beautiful and reminded me of a Corona commercial. Water was the clearest i've ever seen with my own eyes. The people were friendly as hell. It was wired, i was totally expecting everyone to speak like Jamacians, you know, M-awn. But they all spoke with an impecible British accent and grammer, it totally threw me off. The other hilarious thing, is how Bermudans dress. The official Bermudan dress is a Blazer jacket, collard shirt and tie, dress shoes, knee-high socks, and shorts of various colors. When they walk around, it seriously looks like they got dressed in a suit and just forgot to put on pants so they are walking around in their boxers for the whole world to see. That combined with their British seriousness kept me cracking up my entire stay! Anyway, Bermuda is awesome. Check it out.
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