My New Girlfriend

[DeeDubya]

I would bet against 30, but reckon 26 is possible using a few computer tricks. You should have a dollar bill ready to toss out the window when the inevitable tree hugger gives you the finger from his Prius.

Not me. I don't have anything against tree hunchers. If they want to live in a plastic, petroleum based house that has left a "bigfoot" sized carbon footprint, so be it.

My house has bamboo floors (Hand scraped Ming Dynasty) and palmwood furniture (Pacific Green). Those my friend are eco-friendly products. And very nice looking I might add. The Palmwood used is considered "Senile" and no longer produces coconuts. There are plantations of senile palms with no other use. The wood is impregnated with wax. It becomes very dense and durable. Of course the leather comes from cattle and not aboriginal pigmies like some think.