OK, am I missing something? This jizz blanket starts by making this his first post:

Quote Originally Posted by Thestogieguy View Post
I come across this site back in March, decided to sign up as I've belonged to several forums over the years, and since I signed up I pretty much forgot about it until today.
I've been enjoying Cigars for the past 30 years or so, but recently due to health issues Id rather not discuss, decided I would see if I could find some interested aficionados to discuss some of, or possibly all of my inventory.

But today, as I read through the threads that are posted by either new members, or any members for that matter, offering anything other than the stuff you can get from Cigars International, Holt's, or one of the major on-line discount houses, they have been attacked beyond belief, for what? because some of you have been ripped off or scammed? You know, I understand that, but why not dig a little deeper, give someone a chance to prove themselves, ask for them to work with you and find a way to confirm the authenticity of the offerings. But I see due to the narrow mindedness of the so called " Senior Members " here, they're are tormented and run off. You have someone offering to help you with something that is indeed hard to get, especially the real deal... so why do you insist on keeping your little brotherhood of dumb asses to a minimum and not allowing some new people on board that could indeed turn out to be genuine Cigar Lovers looking to help out others out, or land something in trade that could help them.

This is indeed, a sad sad bunch of fellow conasours....
His second post is then somewhat normal, except for the fact it was after his first one:
Quote Originally Posted by Thestogieguy View Post
Actually, Jeanie's Smoke shop in down town SLC not only has a great selection, but I find something that others on most forums don't have... they will sell you a box of anything, unlike many of those in other larger markets. I have a bunch or friends that have me pick up full boxes of many of those Ashton's and Opus that others can only buy a limited amount per day per customer, and I ship them out on a monthly basis. Not to mention, I get them for a lot less per stick than anywhere on line!

So... if in fact you're local here in UT, and may be interested in some really hard to find, and guaranteed Authentic, e-mail me for a possible meeting. I'm looking to unload all my inventory, and my Humidors!
And then two minutes later he comes out of nowhere and starts taking a big shit on gg:

Quote Originally Posted by Thestogieguy View Post
Based on your ignorant comment, you've obviously made maybe one trip through SLC, probably never got off the freeway... On the other hand, Ive been to your town, and actually found it to be one of the least smoker friendly places on earth...

I mean what the fuck? Get the sand out of your vagina you dipshit. So he made a joke about SLC, big fucking deal. Did you help build the town or something? Why don't you go let John Stockton and Karl Malone give you a simultaneous mouth-pumping so we don't have to listen to this bullshit.